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John Cortexiphan
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Been telling the Dr. this for ages
Not sorry. #starwars
August 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Missed anything?
August 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Me too.
July 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Pish posh. Didn’t need to even tell the time anyway..
July 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I give you the Ship of Theseus...
July 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’m a little confused, but why do I need to choose my dick size and the quality of my dentistry in cyberpunk 1987?

Like, making me commit to life “paths” and nipple sizes is a whole bunch of work for my brain, only to be put in to an FPS…
July 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
When you forget the car has seat warmers and you think you’ve pissed your pants… yeah that
July 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Stop putting terpenes in beer. Add more hops.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
June 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Zero Sugar Coke is the worst.

It’s like centrist politics. Hollow and not really committed to anything.
June 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Have I missed anything?
May 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The secret lives of Jedi wives.

Starring Padmé

Special guest star

Dutchess Satine

This winter on Disney+
May 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
✅ Someone said I had a cool t-shirt.
✅ I won a record store voucher for record store day from radio bosom
✅ Didn’t have to use my AK
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Is Luke Combs a new brand of bourbon and coke?
January 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
So is the fire in the Waitākere’s @jpdanner.com ‘s doing?
January 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Happy new March 1768th, 2020
December 31, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Having an EV is just like having a cellphone... some times you forget to charge them.... and then you spend the rest of the day stressing that it will go flat
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Why do we have the following things attached to us

a) Teeth
b) Toenails
c) hair
December 13, 2024 at 1:08 PM

If the cat dumps a half eated birb on the door step, should I put it in the food recycling bin or the normal bin…
December 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Been telling the Dr. this for ages
November 18, 2024 at 6:53 PM
What happens if we’re actually in the good timeline?
November 16, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Happy Funded CGM day fellow NZ T1Ds
September 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Biggest peeve with #StarWarsOutlaws is that I can rock on up to Tosche Station… but they don’t have any power converters… even though I have a bunch of high quality Imperial credits...
#StarWars
September 26, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Jackson Lamb is my patronus
September 25, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Sucks to be Scott Robinson right now
August 10, 2024 at 8:53 AM