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John Cortexiphan
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It’s only ruined for some people.
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
That’s a good looking car
October 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
And praise the unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I got paid $12bucks a week to deliver the waikato times 6 days a week after school... so story checks out… Tories suppressing wage growth ….
October 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Who debugs the debuggers?
a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
PHP IS YOUR NEW GOD BEN
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you go to zahadum you will die
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It’s your party ….

youtu.be/ft_QfY16CxU
Lesley Gore - It's My Party (Music Video)
YouTube video by Vintage Uploads
youtu.be
September 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
after those beers yesterday, you think they want your blood?
September 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is if you have a big ass and need 48 rolls of tp
a cartoon character says i demand tp on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character says i demand tp on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
So that’s 60 bucks for 5 songs? Haha. How are you David? I’ve got a bunch of records in my crates right now that are still shrink wrapped 🤣
August 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It also provides botulism, listeria, e. Coli and salmonella… but you know. Let’s keep dreaming that dream…

That said, milk straight from the vat after milking is really delicious
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I came here to say this.
August 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Trickle down vegetarianism
July 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A four and twenty pie?
July 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
It my work life balance
July 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Better buy one Tom
July 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This one weird thing you won’t believe: “space”
July 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
All of the above?
July 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM