The Yacht Rock Cowboy
@yachtrock.bsky.social
Local sprinting champion
Nobody writes songs about sweet communist, the communist daughter, standing on the seaweed water any more
January 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nobody writes songs about sweet communist, the communist daughter, standing on the seaweed water any more
At a restaurant and people keep looking at me zooming in on this sandwich
January 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
At a restaurant and people keep looking at me zooming in on this sandwich
[checking in on my friends Rosencrantz and Guildenstern] they’re what.
December 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
[checking in on my friends Rosencrantz and Guildenstern] they’re what.
Probably the only person in the world with Alphabetizing by @themountaingoats.bsky.social as their top song
December 4, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Probably the only person in the world with Alphabetizing by @themountaingoats.bsky.social as their top song
Going to Jersey Mike’s and ordering a sub “Brian’s Way”
December 2, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Going to Jersey Mike’s and ordering a sub “Brian’s Way”
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someone just stole my humongous grinch
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December 2, 2024 at 4:01 PM
someone just stole my humongous grinch
I’m for the Hunter Biden pardon but only because I used to randomly enter Jackbox codes when I was bored at work until I found an active game and then entered it with the name HUNTERBIDEN. I feel like, in a small way, the President is pardoning me too.
December 2, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I’m for the Hunter Biden pardon but only because I used to randomly enter Jackbox codes when I was bored at work until I found an active game and then entered it with the name HUNTERBIDEN. I feel like, in a small way, the President is pardoning me too.
Looks like HBO is putting out a documentary about my sick Bluesky handle
November 30, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Looks like HBO is putting out a documentary about my sick Bluesky handle
Jake Paul tried to punch me and I did the “I’m just a little guy, and it’s my birthday” bit and it worked perfectly
November 17, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Jake Paul tried to punch me and I did the “I’m just a little guy, and it’s my birthday” bit and it worked perfectly
Having a beer after work, getting lots of messages from my haters saying they are “seething” over this
November 15, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Having a beer after work, getting lots of messages from my haters saying they are “seething” over this
Has enough time passed where it’s funny to call yourself a “Harpo-Marxist” again?
November 15, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Has enough time passed where it’s funny to call yourself a “Harpo-Marxist” again?
The Department of Efficiency having two heads sounds like a great ten second gag in a Matt Groening show
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 AM
The Department of Efficiency having two heads sounds like a great ten second gag in a Matt Groening show
Just got the phone call I am Giving Up magazine’s Man of the Year thank you all who’ve supported me on this journey
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Just got the phone call I am Giving Up magazine’s Man of the Year thank you all who’ve supported me on this journey
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The Notorious P.A.G.L.I.A.C.C.I.
November 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The Notorious P.A.G.L.I.A.C.C.I.
Oh you want me to care about that clown election? The election for clowns? The election to decide whomst among us is the best and most venerable clown? The circus electio-
November 11, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Oh you want me to care about that clown election? The election for clowns? The election to decide whomst among us is the best and most venerable clown? The circus electio-
Logging on here and seeing everyone complain about Will Stancil and cracking my knuckles
November 11, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Logging on here and seeing everyone complain about Will Stancil and cracking my knuckles
I say this all the time watching Family Guy
OHHHHHH MY GOODNESS CLEVELAND
October 18, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I say this all the time watching Family Guy
164,786 people passed on grabbing the handle yachtrock, Michael McDonald where are you in our time of need
October 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
164,786 people passed on grabbing the handle yachtrock, Michael McDonald where are you in our time of need
From what I can gather, this site was initially populated by people that wish the internet had never moved on from debating if Die Hard was a Christmas movie.
July 23, 2023 at 11:30 PM
From what I can gather, this site was initially populated by people that wish the internet had never moved on from debating if Die Hard was a Christmas movie.
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ok leaving sdcc. i simply don’t have the heart to tell many of these men that they will never become ghostbusters
July 21, 2023 at 6:04 PM
ok leaving sdcc. i simply don’t have the heart to tell many of these men that they will never become ghostbusters
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A thing about Deep Space 9 is that sometimes there’s a guy named something like “Morbo” and you’re expected to keep a straight face when someone says, very seriously, that “Morbo’s gone to jail.”
July 16, 2023 at 2:54 AM
A thing about Deep Space 9 is that sometimes there’s a guy named something like “Morbo” and you’re expected to keep a straight face when someone says, very seriously, that “Morbo’s gone to jail.”
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6 months ago they were telling their friends about how their protocol would change the world, now they’re all in an emergency meeting looking at a PowerPoint slide prepared by third party HR consultants titled like “Structural Racism: The Basics”
July 14, 2023 at 6:04 PM
6 months ago they were telling their friends about how their protocol would change the world, now they’re all in an emergency meeting looking at a PowerPoint slide prepared by third party HR consultants titled like “Structural Racism: The Basics”
Phaser shots scar the starship’s hull as a loud klaxon sounds and red lights start flashing. The bridge shakes uncontrollably as I wildly turn a big dial between settings labeled We’re So Back and It’s So Over.
July 11, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Phaser shots scar the starship’s hull as a loud klaxon sounds and red lights start flashing. The bridge shakes uncontrollably as I wildly turn a big dial between settings labeled We’re So Back and It’s So Over.
Met Mr. Hot Dog the other day. Told him I loved his work in BurgerTime and he was a super nice guy about it. Apparently he only got into chasing Peter Pepper because he used to be in the Navy and no one hires veterans anymore.
July 9, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Met Mr. Hot Dog the other day. Told him I loved his work in BurgerTime and he was a super nice guy about it. Apparently he only got into chasing Peter Pepper because he used to be in the Navy and no one hires veterans anymore.
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Before Babe Ruth struck out he would always point at the catcher’s mitt.
July 9, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Before Babe Ruth struck out he would always point at the catcher’s mitt.