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yaboiilemon.bsky.social
@yaboiilemon.bsky.social
i don't need a therapist i need a queen who will hype me up when i complain about my sister
April 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
ppl who say blood is thicker than water are dumb. my sister is my biggest op.
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
dealing with old people and technology has prepared me more than anything else to have patience with children
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ik a package of halvah hates to see me coming.....
March 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
im sry but old ppl and technology will be the death of me
March 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ok when a book has rly short chapters - chefs kiss
March 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
all i can say is thank god i didn't take my husband's last name
March 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i'm crying at songs you've never even considered cryable before
March 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ok american quartet in gossip girl i see you
March 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
wait no knight in shining armani is so good
March 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i think watching gossip girl with conan would solve all my problems
March 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
petition to call bad cars oranges instead of lemons pls how can you besmirch my family name
March 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
gossip girl has saved my life
March 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
buzz cut dan humphries is unrivaled i will not apologize
March 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
that one poem about raging against the dying light was actually about me wanting banana cream pie since 2 pm and only now getting to eat it
March 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ok I'm sure there's a name for it, but when they sing the final chorus of a song they just hold one note - chefs kiss. like zombieboy by lady gaga or something to believe in by young the giant.....give me more
March 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
im sry why do we have a musical guest 😭😭😭😭😭💀
#loveisblind
March 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Our sick society cries out for the powerful corrective that is Mort Crim’s Chump Of The Week
March 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
good for her!!!! say no to that man who said women should have rights but only if they listen to what the man says!!! #loveisblind
March 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
ok i need a bag of these pre natal gummies immediately
March 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
maybe i shouldn't have housed 2 massive tacos...
March 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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one of the most beautiful things about life is how humans evolved to do data entry
March 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
just kinda feels silly paying an expensive hospital bill when billionaires are getting tax breaks and the president is able to get out of paying everything
March 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
wait i think I immediately need bisquits & apple butter
March 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
remember when i tried to find the best version of bloom that radiohead performed on tv and it's been scrubbed.....god will not know peace until i have heard this recording
March 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM