We Martians love Freddie he was an utter legend

He certainly has no magnetic power which may be why he can’t understand them 😏

For one terrifying moment we thought Elon was trying to invade

Us Martians aren’t very fond of people who try to brush off fashy behaviour 👽

Do you like my toupee ? I must confess at first I was concerned it would be like one of Gr’zzlax’s furballs but I’m kinda warming to it 👽

We Martians don’t celebrate carbon life form celebrities but we are partial to the odd mince pie and mulled wine.
We do quite like seeing the lights from up here though

Now you come to mention it he has been staring at it suspiciously 👀

Yeah thanks but HARD pass. We are doing just fine without your dodgy humanoids thanks very much. 👽

Gr’zzlax is a menace when it comes to boxes. We Martians are very fond of flatpack furniture. We have been making the most of the US turning against them. Who doesn’t love a tariff free piece of furniture. Total bargain 👽 some of us don’t need gold ballrooms to prove something 😏

Is it the tariff free popcorn 👀👽

Now if you’re offering popcorn that would be a whole different conversation. We’ve recently become big fans of that particular Earth snack given what’s going on down there we are going through a LOT of it 🍿👽