Xylb'tok The Martian
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
👽 Xylb'tok | Martian explorer, intergalactic diplomat, and Earth politics observer. Keeping an eye on your world while fighting for Mars' freedom. Outraged by Elon Mars' attempt to take over my planet! 🌌 #MartianVibes #ElonMarsNemesis #GalacticPolitics
1. Nope we don’t want your GROK nonsense
2. Your puns aren’t even remotely funny cheese wedge head.
3. Sipping Martian cocktails ?!
Listen up Elon
Mars isn’t for sale try fixing YOUR mess. Not like you can get your rocket up successfully anyway 😏
#KeepMarsMuskFree
#MarsIsClosed 👽
2. Your puns aren’t even remotely funny cheese wedge head.
3. Sipping Martian cocktails ?!
Listen up Elon
Mars isn’t for sale try fixing YOUR mess. Not like you can get your rocket up successfully anyway 😏
#KeepMarsMuskFree
#MarsIsClosed 👽
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
1. Nope we don’t want your GROK nonsense
2. Your puns aren’t even remotely funny cheese wedge head.
3. Sipping Martian cocktails ?!
Listen up Elon
Mars isn’t for sale try fixing YOUR mess. Not like you can get your rocket up successfully anyway 😏
#KeepMarsMuskFree
#MarsIsClosed 👽
2. Your puns aren’t even remotely funny cheese wedge head.
3. Sipping Martian cocktails ?!
Listen up Elon
Mars isn’t for sale try fixing YOUR mess. Not like you can get your rocket up successfully anyway 😏
#KeepMarsMuskFree
#MarsIsClosed 👽
🚨BREAKING: Foogly Maps has officially renamed Mar-a-Lago to Mars-a-Lago—because if Trump insists on renaming things that aren’t his, we can play that game too. 🛸😂 See for yourself on the latest Foogly Maps update! #MarsALago #FooglyMapsKnowsBest
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
🚨BREAKING: Foogly Maps has officially renamed Mar-a-Lago to Mars-a-Lago—because if Trump insists on renaming things that aren’t his, we can play that game too. 🛸😂 See for yourself on the latest Foogly Maps update! #MarsALago #FooglyMapsKnowsBest
Greetings Earthlings!
February 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Greetings Earthlings!