My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

I'm so happy to spend this valentine's day being a hater💘 if I don't fuck with you, I hope it's evident☺️

So grateful to live a life where I can help my friends when they need it and I get to expect the same treatment in return.

I'm never gonna post this account on Facebook. I don't want those f*ckers finding me.

My friend got revenge for the first time in her life. My friend is in jail. Release my friend. He deserved it and it was funny. She's just a girl.

Fern the Diplodocus says hello and that you should remember to keep your teeth clean 🦕

I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.

Was cackling while talking to my buddy about cheaters last night. Whare you think you're going? There's pussy at home!

Wishing all my Bluesky friends a joyful and relaxing weekend filled with moments that make you smile. 😃

Depressed and hopeless me isn’t as fun as unhinged and sarcastic me.

BRING. IT. BACK. plsssss😩 #saxmakessongsbetter #illdieonthishill

Fuck it, im falling asleep to eraserhead tonight, this app convinced me.
RIP David Lynch

one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.

Or to sell glass, but this makes me sound deep and edgy

fuck A.I.
all my homies hate A.I.

Went out to Ladies Board game night at my local comic shop. Not a single familiar face. I shuffled cards around for 30 minutes, but didn't get any partners to play with. I got Cane's as reward for leaving my house. Little wins🤗

This app has the potential to be so unhinged and I'm really hopeful for that.