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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™
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98 degrees from the University of Fahrenheit.

Truck Fump. Anti-anti-anti-fa. Neurospicy.

Identifies as cultural alien. I'd rather be here and now.

Part of the vast conspiracy of the literati.

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Pinned
Get it? A picture of pins.

Does I hasta mansplain everything to youse?

Speaking of mansplaining, as a cis-het, I fully support LGBTQ+ rights, as you should also. How consenting partners express love and lust should be a basic right. BTW, nature is neither hetero nor binary. Capiche?
Remember, Trump's airhead spokesblonde said Jesus did without electricity, so you can too.

For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case.
February 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
February 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Happy Sunday!

Faith based ideology and all.
February 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
There are important differences in ideology, however:

Both the RNC and the DNC are privately held corporations, both have complete control over the business and activities of their organizations with no legal obligation to a fair process nor to respect the choices of the voters in the primaries.
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This is just to gold-plate the toilets, sinks, and fixtures in the White House and Mars-a-Lardo. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
JPMorgan’s $4bn delivery of gold bullion adds to fears Trump’s tariffs will reshape global trade
US bank, world’s biggest bullion dealer, says it will deliver raw material against contracts that will expire in February
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Plot twist:

Musk is actually the Deep State.

Trump is the cheap state.

Qanon will re-appear as a tax exempt religious organization.
February 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Fascism did not die in Hitler's bunker; it morphed and re-incarnated.

Every authoritarian empire "needs" a vulnerable minority to scapegoat and blame while whipping up hatred in the name of nationalism.
February 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The first world is the new third world.
February 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Reposted by ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™
When I wrote this 11 days ago, I genuinely did not think they would move this quickly or aggressively, but what we are witnessing is very much state capture
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/doge-dange...
DOGE: Dangerous Oligarchs Grab Everything
What Marc Andreessen revealed about the tech-industrial complex
donmoynihan.substack.com
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ȶαƙιɳɠ ǟ Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As a card carrying member of the cis-male gender, I get to say this:

Most Men are 1d10ts.

My apologies to hetero Women who believe they have to put up with them.

www.vice.com/en/article/m...
Most Men Would Marry Their AI Girlfriends If It Were Legal
Can’t get laid? Don’t even worry about it, you can just get an AI girlfriend—most men plan on doing so, anyway!
www.vice.com
February 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"I'm so beautiful that Women are lining up for a free pony in exchange for a host womb with a crew." --- Musk
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ȶαƙιɳɠ ǟռօȶɦɛʀ Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ
January 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Vance's mentor Curtis Yarvin was serious about biodiesel from human remains; The Yes Men pranked an oil conference about that.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghrp...
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
ʍօʊռȶ ȶʀʊʍքʍօʀɛ
January 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Who needs subliminal messaging when it's blatantly in our faces, but hidden in plain sight?
Trump summed up:
January 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Tαƙιɳɠ α Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ
January 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Language 101:

Useful phrase for tourists visiting the Pyramids at Giza.

قد تكون أقدام أمهاتك مشعرة إلى الأبد

May your Mother's legs remain hairy forever.
January 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Trump also accepted bribes from Egypt; in 2016 $10 million cash, and had his Justice department drop the charges. newrepublic.com/post/184514/...
January 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Pro tip: Take the Greyhound Bus for your next business trip.
January 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Did the Trump federal spending freeze, per chance, have any deleterious effects on the FAA and ATC? www.newsweek.com/trump-federa...
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Arabic proverb for any MAGA voter suddenly having regrets:

Sleep with a camel wake up with fleas.

نام مع الجمل و صحى مع القمل
January 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
50million dollars of condoms?

Where did all that foreign aid go?
January 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
To be renamed Mount Rapemore.
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM