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98 degrees from the University of Fahrenheit.
Truck Fump. Anti-anti-anti-fa. Neurospicy.
Identifies as cultural alien. I'd rather be here and now.
Part of the vast conspiracy of the literati.
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Truck Fump. Anti-anti-anti-fa. Neurospicy.
Identifies as cultural alien. I'd rather be here and now.
Part of the vast conspiracy of the literati.
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Future tense.
February 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Future tense.
Remember, Trump's airhead spokesblonde said Jesus did without electricity, so you can too.
For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case.
For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case.
February 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Remember, Trump's airhead spokesblonde said Jesus did without electricity, so you can too.
For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case.
For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case.
Trump has a thing for golden things.
February 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Trump has a thing for golden things.
There are rumored to be photos and videos.
February 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
There are rumored to be photos and videos.
Pro tip: Live your life so that you are not so hated that you need 24/7 security detail including 3 burly dudes accompanying you to take a piss in your own company restroom.
February 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Pro tip: Live your life so that you are not so hated that you need 24/7 security detail including 3 burly dudes accompanying you to take a piss in your own company restroom.
Or:
"While we went to the Moon, your Mom faked her climaxes."
"While we went to the Moon, your Mom faked her climaxes."
February 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Or:
"While we went to the Moon, your Mom faked her climaxes."
"While we went to the Moon, your Mom faked her climaxes."
Sage advice.
February 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sage advice.
Never ever...
February 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Never ever...
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
February 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
Demand a DNA test.
February 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Demand a DNA test.
What also flies?
February 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What also flies?
Textbook grandiose narcissistic abuse.
February 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Textbook grandiose narcissistic abuse.
Yes, but are they documented aliens?
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Yes, but are they documented aliens?
In Soviet Russia, FSD drives you.
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
In Soviet Russia, FSD drives you.
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."
--- Frank Herbert
--- Frank Herbert
February 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."
--- Frank Herbert
--- Frank Herbert
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
February 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Tech bros bringing on techno-feudalism.
February 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Tech bros bringing on techno-feudalism.
Russia's wet dream.
February 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Russia's wet dream.