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cold hoe
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i call this sick and unamused. @traumashirt 💍❤️ (they/them)
I am so quick to delete people from social media now, it’s kind of freeing.
oh, you shared studio Ghibli AI? Delete.
oh, you’re a Morgan wallen fan? Delete.
OH, you still use the “r” word?
D e l e t e.
my threshold for bullshit and ignorance is at an all time low.
April 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
nothing I love more than planning a little day date with my girls
March 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Forever fortunate that I have the best wife that takes care of everything on the home front when I’m on a 96 hour stretch at work. I couldn’t life without them ❤️
March 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
completely misplaced tax documents I need. I’m so annoyed 🥲
March 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
John Cena turning heel somehow feels like a good sign
March 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
bout to call in so I can read.
January 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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this kicks ass lmfao
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version
NEW: Meta has quietly dismantled the system that prevented misinformation from spreading in the United States. Machine-learning classifiers that once identified viral hoaxes and limited their reach have now been switched off, Platformer has learned www.platformer.news/meta-ends-mi...
January 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
when Lucas texts me I feel like I’m talking to a famous person.. because I am, hehehehe 🤭🤭
January 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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honestly, it's important to acknowledge that some of the lyrics in popular music are inappropriate for children. i just heard a singer say he wanted to be "shocked" like an "electric eel." thats dangerous
January 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
seeing a group of the most evil humans in history all sitting together at Carter’s funeral is wild lmao
January 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
my boss asked if an AI feature was working for me and it took all my self control to not say that I didn’t know and don’t care because fuck AI
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Waffle House is absolutely unhinged on Christmas lmao I love it here
December 25, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Ima bite ya
December 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
accidentally went off mute in the discord chat and they all heard me singing a remix of pink pony girl to my dog 🫣
December 14, 2024 at 5:09 AM
nothing better than asking for a price on something and the guy hits you with “for you??” and you just know he’s hooking you up 🤌
December 8, 2024 at 6:48 PM
the vet said Faye looks half her age, so proud of my healthy girl 🥹
December 8, 2024 at 4:39 PM
went and volunteered this morning and now I’m crippled 🥲
December 7, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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opened a beer 4 minutes before 5-o'-clock so they're shooting me in the head
December 7, 2024 at 12:57 AM
absolutely dying over all the people making a funny note about ZB being in their Spotify wrapped cause SAME 💀
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM