Taylor 🩻
@xrayspecs.me
Interpreter of medical images, veteran music listener, and oxford comma fan.
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Great chair for when you don't want your guests to stay very long.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Great chair for when you don't want your guests to stay very long.
Does anyone intentionally use the "insert" key? Or do you just get annoyed when it magically enables itself?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Does anyone intentionally use the "insert" key? Or do you just get annoyed when it magically enables itself?
Turkey is the least delicious edible bird
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Turkey is the least delicious edible bird
Who is making all of the fake dating profile accounts, and what's their angle?
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Who is making all of the fake dating profile accounts, and what's their angle?
Magdalena Bay's album from last year didn't really grab me at the time, but I gave it another spin and it's incredible.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Magdalena Bay's album from last year didn't really grab me at the time, but I gave it another spin and it's incredible.
Everyone knows turtles are slow, sign.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Everyone knows turtles are slow, sign.
The eagles have had enough.
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The eagles have had enough.
Happy annual online compliance module completion season for those who celebrate.
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy annual online compliance module completion season for those who celebrate.
Dark Frog always shows up and ruins the vibe.
“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Dark Frog always shows up and ruins the vibe.
I love both of these artists, but I don't like how I don't know if bunny is a rider or not.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I love both of these artists, but I don't like how I don't know if bunny is a rider or not.
I looked at skeletons all day and wasn't scared even once.
October 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I looked at skeletons all day and wasn't scared even once.
This seems bad?
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This seems bad?
The Chair Company is completely unhinged and I love it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Chair Company is completely unhinged and I love it.
Local news is always a nice break from the national doom fest.
October 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Local news is always a nice break from the national doom fest.
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Wet Leg covered Empire Of The Sun’s “Walking On A Dream” in the Live Lounge
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October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wet Leg covered Empire Of The Sun’s “Walking On A Dream” in the Live Lounge
www.stereogum.com/2327694/wet-...
www.stereogum.com/2327694/wet-...
Two years since I found this butthole painting. Thanks for the memories, Google Photos.
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Two years since I found this butthole painting. Thanks for the memories, Google Photos.
Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine will be stuck in my head until the end of time. If I'm not paying attention during a meeting it's because in my head I'm like "THE STARS, THE MOOOOOOON"
October 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine will be stuck in my head until the end of time. If I'm not paying attention during a meeting it's because in my head I'm like "THE STARS, THE MOOOOOOON"
Somewhere along the way it became cool to hate on Tame Impala, but the new album is pretty good.
October 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Somewhere along the way it became cool to hate on Tame Impala, but the new album is pretty good.
Cartoonishly, mustache-twirlingly evil.
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Cartoonishly, mustache-twirlingly evil.
IMPORTANT: New math on Travis Kelce's penis is now available
![A screenshot of a reddit post from user nXnomad22:
Google tells me that the average Redwood height is approximately 250' (3000") tall and 13' (156") round. Travis Kelce is 6' 5" (77") tall.the scaling ratio of a average assumed penis owned by a human the size of Kelce to a Redwood is approximately 510:1, meaning a redwood is 510x taller and rounder than stated penis. Using these assumptions 250/510 = .4901 feet or approximately 5.892" in length and 13/510 = .0254 feet round or approximately 3.048" round.
Now weight and girth and angle of the tip may be a bit more subjective. We can calculate the volume of a cylinder by using V = πr²h which makes for an assumed volumetric weight of 42.923". The assumed girth of an object 3.048" round using the formula C = π(3.048) or 9.577. Without more informative lyrics from the song of photographic evidence of said member we will likely need to use an assumed optimal angle of approximately 45°
In order to calculate the true scale we would need to use The only scientifically approved formula for calculating the Adjusted Penis Size (Thank you Randy Marsh) [(length x diameter) + (weight / girth)] / Angle of Tip
[(5.892 x 3.048) + (42.923 / 9.577)] / 45 = 0.4986822151 giving Kelce a TMI Adjusted Penis size of 5.984" falling squarely in the average range.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u7k4xpnfmbqm4o3scti363gp/bafkreih7i3a5qxctqu2aio3c2jlqakkvb36hetj4ikut5vui24ungi5xfe@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
IMPORTANT: New math on Travis Kelce's penis is now available
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owl and seagull
September 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
owl and seagull
