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Taylor 🩻
@xrayspecs.me
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Interpreter of medical images, veteran music listener, and oxford comma fan.
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Great chair for when you don't want your guests to stay very long.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Everyone knows turtles are slow, sign.
Road sign that says "SLOW turtle crossing area."
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The eagles have had enough.
News headline screenshot with a photo of a hole smashed through a windshield. The headline says "Bald eagle drops cat through car windshield on North Carolina highway, driver says."
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Picture of the rapper Xzibit from the "yo dawg" meme template. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xzibit-yo-dawg
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Oh hell yeah
Can of limited edition "Holiday Creamy Vanilla" flavored Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I love both of these artists, but I don't like how I don't know if bunny is a rider or not.
Screenshot of a playlist with two songs. The first is "Bunny is a Rider" by Caroline Polachek. The second is "Bunny ain't no kind of rider" by of Montreal.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Local news is always a nice break from the national doom fest.
Local news story with a picture of a person in a witch costume in a canoe. The headline says "Witches paddle down Yahara River in Madison's magical Halloween event."
October 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Two years since I found this butthole painting. Thanks for the memories, Google Photos.
A photo of a painting that looks a lot like a butthole. This was presented as a memory by my Google Photos app.
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Cartoonishly, mustache-twirlingly evil.
"In practice, a RIF amid a shutdown added more trauma to the demoralized staff. In opening remarks, Local AFGE 2883 President Yolanda Jacobs noted that the CDC Human Resources staff had been furloughed during the shutdown but were temporarily brought back into work just so they could process termination letters—including their own. A terminated CDC employee who spoke on condition of anonymity said that more than 90 percent of the HR staff is now gone."
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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IMPORTANT: New math on Travis Kelce's penis is now available
A screenshot of a reddit post from user nXnomad22: Google tells me that the average Redwood height is approximately 250' (3000") tall and 13' (156") round. Travis Kelce is 6' 5" (77") tall.the scaling ratio of a average assumed penis owned by a human the size of Kelce to a Redwood is approximately 510:1, meaning a redwood is 510x taller and rounder than stated penis. Using these assumptions 250/510 = .4901 feet or approximately 5.892" in length and 13/510 = .0254 feet round or approximately 3.048" round. Now weight and girth and angle of the tip may be a bit more subjective. We can calculate the volume of a cylinder by using V = πr²h which makes for an assumed volumetric weight of 42.923". The assumed girth of an object 3.048" round using the formula C = π(3.048) or 9.577. Without more informative lyrics from the song of photographic evidence of said member we will likely need to use an assumed optimal angle of approximately 45° In order to calculate the true scale we would need to use The only scientifically approved formula for calculating the Adjusted Penis Size (Thank you Randy Marsh) [(length x diameter) + (weight / girth)] / Angle of Tip [(5.892 x 3.048) + (42.923 / 9.577)] / 45 = 0.4986822151 giving Kelce a TMI Adjusted Penis size of 5.984" falling squarely in the average range.
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Photo of a bear looking sinister with his paws together in front of a bunch of seagulls.
September 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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The Rapture - Echoes (2003). Seemed appropriate for today.

#NowSpinning #MusicSky #Vinyl
LP of Echoes by the Rapture on a turntable with the sleeve propped up next to it.
September 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The Rapture arrived a day early.

#TheRapture #MusicSky #Vinyl
Me holding my new copy of Echoes, the debut album by The Rapture.
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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New book! Such Great Heights by @chrisdeville.bsky.social! Been looking forward to this one. Can't wait to re-experience this era (MY era) in music and learn some new things along the way.
Me in front of my local book store holding my new copy of Such Great Heights by Chris DeVille. It was windy and my hair is a little wild.
September 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I would certainly hope so
An ad for cauliflower rice. The third check box says "includes cauliflower" which should have been implied given that cauliflower rice is composed exclusively of cauliflower.
September 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Remember the Nissan Cube? What a thing that was
A picture of a red Nissan Cube, a roughly cube shaped vehicle with an asymmetric wrap around rear window.
August 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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WHAT 🤯
August 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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The New Pornographers - Twin Cinema (2005)

Not sure how my favorite albums keep turning 20 when I clearly haven't aged at all.

Thanks to @acnewman.bsky.social and Co for this masterpiece!

#NowSpinning #VinylSky #MusicSky
My turntable is on the left with Twin Cinema by The New Pornographers on the platter. The record sleeve is propped up on the right.
August 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Bonus unicorn maiden
August 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Creepy doll fans, I found your happy place!
August 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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What a tease. Saw this at the store and thought Altoids brought back their legendary sour candy.
Row of "Retro Sours" candy at the store in round tins just below the Altoids. There are citrus, mango, and tangerine flavors. They each cost $2.99.
August 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Before today I'd never had a Lemonhead branded product that tastes as good as Lemonheads. After today I can still say the same thing.
Me holding a bag of Lemonhead ropes. It's soft, tube shaped candy with white filling in the center. It's basically a sweettart rope, but with Lemonhead branding. The package also specifies that this is lemon flavored, in case that wasn't clear.
August 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Is this ice cream sundae flavored soda good? No.

Do I regret buying a 12 pack? Yes.

Was the fact that it was on sale for $5 a red flag? In retrospect, possibly.
My hand holding a can of limited edition ice cream sundae flavored soda from A&W. Artificially flavored.
August 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Finally getting around to watching The Last of Us season 2. Ellie grabs one of my favorite childhood books! It's even the original Grover version, not the unnecessary Elmo redo.
Still shot from The Last of Us season 2 episode 7. Ellie's hand is holding a copy of The Monster at the End of This Book, a Sesame Street book starring Grover.
August 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM