Chris Patrick Morgan
@xpmorgan.bsky.social
Journalist, novelist, connoisseur of failure. Pacific Northwest native, San Francisco resident, New Mexico in my soul and Tahiti on my mind. You can't hurt me, I grew up watching the Seattle Mariners.
Pikin duck breast with a plum mango blackberry chutney. Rough cut tomato salad. Rice pilaf. Kalamata olive loaf. Wine is a sangiovese from Calistoga. Happy thanksgiving everyone.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Pikin duck breast with a plum mango blackberry chutney. Rough cut tomato salad. Rice pilaf. Kalamata olive loaf. Wine is a sangiovese from Calistoga. Happy thanksgiving everyone.
The Warriors are undersized, unathletic, and uncreative. This is by design. Those are EXACTLY the types of players they've sought out in the offseasons. What on earth would they trade for? God forbid you'd have to adapt your stale old offense to accommodate a scorer's skill set.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The Warriors are undersized, unathletic, and uncreative. This is by design. Those are EXACTLY the types of players they've sought out in the offseasons. What on earth would they trade for? God forbid you'd have to adapt your stale old offense to accommodate a scorer's skill set.
so much to be queasy about, so little time. this piece is a disgustingly glorious must read.
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
so much to be queasy about, so little time. this piece is a disgustingly glorious must read.
People complain about Warriors roster construction. The Warriors value fit. They value it over size, athleticism, shooting, literally any trait that makes you good at basketball. They don't want to sign guys who are a "fit issue" that Kerr won't play. It's not hard to understand.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
People complain about Warriors roster construction. The Warriors value fit. They value it over size, athleticism, shooting, literally any trait that makes you good at basketball. They don't want to sign guys who are a "fit issue" that Kerr won't play. It's not hard to understand.
If Cal Raleigh was a Yankee he’d have won the MVP
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If Cal Raleigh was a Yankee he’d have won the MVP
Sometimes the best defense is a bad opposing offense. In a related note, Iggles won 10-7.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sometimes the best defense is a bad opposing offense. In a related note, Iggles won 10-7.
it's good for baseball when teams owned by hedgefunds backed by petrostates, who lay away $700m contracts and stash $100+m starters on the injured list, dog it all season and decide to give a fuck in October. my column.
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it's good for baseball when teams owned by hedgefunds backed by petrostates, who lay away $700m contracts and stash $100+m starters on the injured list, dog it all season and decide to give a fuck in October. my column.
With the Dodgers, Chelsea, and OKC winning titles, this sports year is an all-time suck
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
With the Dodgers, Chelsea, and OKC winning titles, this sports year is an all-time suck
Apparently it’s National Black Cat Day. On a related note, it’s Brooks.
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Apparently it’s National Black Cat Day. On a related note, it’s Brooks.
Steph Curry on a heater is sports’ greatest drug. Inject it into my veins.
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Steph Curry on a heater is sports’ greatest drug. Inject it into my veins.
Hawks 5-2 at the bye. Not been great, but other than the Colts (?!?) who has been?
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Hawks 5-2 at the bye. Not been great, but other than the Colts (?!?) who has been?
I hated Hated HATED that bunt. Hated hated hated it. Hated it.
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I hated Hated HATED that bunt. Hated hated hated it. Hated it.
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Wrote about the greatest sports documentary about the greatest team THE HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS and spoke to its makers. It's a film for devoted stat heads and baseball romantics alike, a piece of art capable of making even a coldhearted sports fan cry 📽️
www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wrote about the greatest sports documentary about the greatest team THE HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS and spoke to its makers. It's a film for devoted stat heads and baseball romantics alike, a piece of art capable of making even a coldhearted sports fan cry 📽️
www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
11 years. not going to lie, this past one has been an incredible challenge for both of us. that's what you sign up for when you say "I do." I'm still the luckiest guy on the earth. Let's keep it going, @goldenstateworrier.bsky.social, my sweetheart. We've got many more beautiful times to come.
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
11 years. not going to lie, this past one has been an incredible challenge for both of us. that's what you sign up for when you say "I do." I'm still the luckiest guy on the earth. Let's keep it going, @goldenstateworrier.bsky.social, my sweetheart. We've got many more beautiful times to come.
As they say in Seattle, “get out the mustard and the rye bread, grandma, it is grand salami time”
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
As they say in Seattle, “get out the mustard and the rye bread, grandma, it is grand salami time”
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this is the dumbest shit i have ever read
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this is the dumbest shit i have ever read
craziest double play i have ever seen
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
craziest double play i have ever seen
I first wrote about the Blue Sharks and the unfortunate, and somewhat absurd, end to their promising qualifying campaign back in 2013. These guys are awesome and I'm happy for that nation to finally reach the World Cup.
CAPE VERDE, POPULATION 560,000, QUALIFY FOR A FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP 🇨🇻
The second-smallest nation ever to achieve that feat. Every US state has a bigger population, yet the Blue Sharks are on their way to football's big dance. Astonishing and inspiring 🦈
The second-smallest nation ever to achieve that feat. Every US state has a bigger population, yet the Blue Sharks are on their way to football's big dance. Astonishing and inspiring 🦈
October 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I first wrote about the Blue Sharks and the unfortunate, and somewhat absurd, end to their promising qualifying campaign back in 2013. These guys are awesome and I'm happy for that nation to finally reach the World Cup.
second loss with a Darnold turnover in the clutch. third time the supposedly vaunted Seahawks defense has folded like an accordion in the final few minutes. this is a very annoying 3-2 start to the season.
October 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
second loss with a Darnold turnover in the clutch. third time the supposedly vaunted Seahawks defense has folded like an accordion in the final few minutes. this is a very annoying 3-2 start to the season.
Cal Raleigh is the MVP and Yankees fans can suck it.
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Cal Raleigh is the MVP and Yankees fans can suck it.
i dunno, i think people should wonder why the Warriors always load up with old, slow, short, unathletic, injury prone players, but that's just me i guess
September 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i dunno, i think people should wonder why the Warriors always load up with old, slow, short, unathletic, injury prone players, but that's just me i guess
Valkyries running some of the worst offense I've seen from them all season. Went from up 8 to down 17 in a quarter and a half.
September 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Valkyries running some of the worst offense I've seen from them all season. Went from up 8 to down 17 in a quarter and a half.
Storm are awful to watch. 1-on-1 at one end, no communication on the other, poorly coached and they play like they hate each other. Blow that team up.
September 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Storm are awful to watch. 1-on-1 at one end, no communication on the other, poorly coached and they play like they hate each other. Blow that team up.
too many people fail to grasp the Clippers saga inside the NBA is not a legal case. it's a private organization whose terms Ballmer agreed to abide by. It's also governed by 29 others who were so pissed at how he did business, they changed the entire CBA to make him stop.
September 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
too many people fail to grasp the Clippers saga inside the NBA is not a legal case. it's a private organization whose terms Ballmer agreed to abide by. It's also governed by 29 others who were so pissed at how he did business, they changed the entire CBA to make him stop.