When they tell you to drink water...so you put your cotton candy alani into your bluey water bottle....its fun water 😈💖

Puppy

Im really just three raccoons in a trench coat trying my best

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

i think about this a lot goodnight

People shouldn't have to flee out of fear. It's breaking my heart to see all these people leaving. I understand why, and I hope their motherland welcomes them with open arms and that they come back when it's safe

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

I've been single for the last 4 years, and sometimes I really just need a tight hug

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. #rageagainstthemachine #ratm

Forever and always!

This plays in my head all the time,if it's not in yours...it is now.

I'm eventually going to jump Facebook/ tiktok/ Instagram ship and live here. Im a work in progress

i am once again begging the Food Network to develop a TV universe around Flavortown the way NBC has with Chicago

Flavortown Med, Flavortown Fire, Flavortown PD, etc

Guy Fieri shows up in each once a season as the mayor

i will write all of them if it will help

Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.