Xela_Cera
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Xela_Cera
@xelacera.bsky.social
Bumi Kenyalang. Aku anak Iban. She/Her. Liverpool FC. I have a *rich* inner monologue running 24/7, some I can't share in real life - I'm here to let them out.
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Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.
May 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Normalize chasing your dreams in your 30's - - -

Learn to draw in your 30's!
Learn to cook in your 30's!
Open that shop in your 30's!
Write that book in your 30's!
Start that podcast in your 30's!
Pick up that guitar in your 30's!

Do the thing in your 30's, or 40's, or 50's! It's never too late.
March 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Get ready to swing back in time with Savoy Swing Nostalgia ft. BonaHop!

This 6-piece band from Borneo is serving up pure 1930s-40s jazz vibes like Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Count Basie, and more!

RM70 for show only, first come, first served!
February 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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is it woke to want to end cancer?
February 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The post-Second World War federally supported research infrastructure that propelled American universities to global prominence is collapsing before our eyes.
February 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Life experience: 30+ years. Feet size though, barely beating the 3-year-old 🤷‍♀️
#kitaorangkenit
January 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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I have to say the balls are legit
January 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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"you'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 11:46 AM
"Leaving home is a rite of passage. It takes great skill to know when to leave, where to go and how to find your way when you get there. Get it right and you're on your way to adulthood." - The Secret Lives of Animals, Ep. 1 - Leaving Home
December 25, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Wow, my #SpotifyWrapped2020 really went for my throat last time - I missed this version of Spotify. Fuck AI
December 24, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Hello from Simanggang!!!! Finally satisfied my craving! I’ve searched high and low across Semenanjung, and I still haven’t found a mee goreng that hits the spot for my Sarawakian taste buds..sigh. I'll have mee goreng as much as I want, I'll deal with the weight gain problem later.
December 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Why do I like to torture myself booking and getting an early flight ✈️
December 14, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Imagine a friend who always "accidentally" underpays you by a few cents, counting on you being too polite to call it out. Clever? Maybe on paper. But in real life, that’s just someone taking advantage of your silence. And the fact this is a LinkedIn post? Wild.
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Musim durian ba menua Simanggang, enda lama dak ulih makai buah tu.
December 12, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Being yourself and being a douchebag is an entirely 2 different thing you know
December 12, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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December 11, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Waking up to see news of how a parent was not allowed to bury his dead newborn until he paid the healthcare bill in full.

Healthcare privatization is a cancer to society. And whatever shit is happening in the US right now is encroaching Malaysians HC.
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December 11, 2024 at 7:29 AM
INDOMEE 😭
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.

GO.
December 8, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Where the fuck did I lost my Hong Thai inhaler, did it drop from my bag or I misplaced it somewhere. My nose needs it now!
December 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I'm thinking of ordering dessert, but I’m saving room in my stomach for a big dinner.
December 6, 2024 at 7:06 AM
All the weekend talks about music and DJ-ing (in a Swing context) got me gatal kaki to relive my raver days. Too bad FMFA was canceled in 2014, and Malaysia’s rave scene never recovered. Also, my gaji only covers 2 SEA trips a year—not included festival or concert ticket price. Sigh
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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do you have a piece of furniture you keep only because your pet loves it? this chair is 15+ years old and matches nothing in the living room, but to her it is perfect
November 28, 2024 at 12:21 AM