Me: 2025 has been so good for horror

You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far

Me: What's a movie

I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you

Frédéric Lordon est philosophe, dans cet entretien, il revient sur le plan budgétaire présenté le 16 juillet dernier par François Bayrou, sur la faillite des « médiations institutionnelles » dont le constat l’amène à réfléchir à la possibilité d’un « débordement ».

Par @vivelefeu.bsky.social.

Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

This goes so fucking hard dude

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

Le vrai mystère de l'humanité reste de savoir comment tu peux encore voter à droite si t'as été une seule fois dans ta vie aux Urgences.

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now

(experiencing misery caused by socioeconomic injustice) This is terrible! I must work hard so that someday perhaps I can be on the causing side

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,