Xavier Onassis
@xavieronassis.bsky.social
NOT the person using this handle on Substack. Eisenhower Republican (which is to say NOT a Republican — or Democrat — at all). Ain't no cavalry comin'. From now on, we're each on our own, and Alferd E. Packer awaits us in the wilderness.
OK. But engraving's extra.
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
OK. But engraving's extra.
This is the Nat'l Guard cleaning up D.C. They'll probably do the same in Chicago. Looking for waste, fraud and abuse? Look no further.
September 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is the Nat'l Guard cleaning up D.C. They'll probably do the same in Chicago. Looking for waste, fraud and abuse? Look no further.
Go to jail for a year for burning WHICH FLAG?
August 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Go to jail for a year for burning WHICH FLAG?
Flag burning is soooo 1969. How 'bout burning the Flag of the President of the United States? Walmart's got 'em for 16 bucks.
August 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Flag burning is soooo 1969. How 'bout burning the Flag of the President of the United States? Walmart's got 'em for 16 bucks.
From an email I got today. Stay healthy with Dr. Oz? Fat chance.
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
From an email I got today. Stay healthy with Dr. Oz? Fat chance.
Yup, decomposing bit by bit, droppin' a deuce in his drawers again. Even Putin couldn't stand the stink. Now we know why they skipped lunch.
August 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Yup, decomposing bit by bit, droppin' a deuce in his drawers again. Even Putin couldn't stand the stink. Now we know why they skipped lunch.
ICE budget eclipses those of the FBI, DEA, ATF, U.S. Marshals and Bureau of Prisons combined. You don't really think they're going after Immigration and Customs Enforcement, do you? ’Cause they look to me like 1933 German Brownshirts — the Sturmabteilung (Storm Detachment), and they're after US.
July 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
ICE budget eclipses those of the FBI, DEA, ATF, U.S. Marshals and Bureau of Prisons combined. You don't really think they're going after Immigration and Customs Enforcement, do you? ’Cause they look to me like 1933 German Brownshirts — the Sturmabteilung (Storm Detachment), and they're after US.
Chicken tacos to celebrate Donold's birthday.
June 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Chicken tacos to celebrate Donold's birthday.
