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CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule https://theonion.com/cdc-scales-back-child-vaccine-schedule/
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule https://theonion.com/cdc-scales-back-child-vaccine-schedule/
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Comrade Spicy Egg Noodles would like to share with you the vibe of the day:
Violence.
Violence.
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Comrade Spicy Egg Noodles would like to share with you the vibe of the day:
Violence.
Violence.
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"It's completely unacceptable to see fat generals. It's a bad look and it's not who we are. [Whatever your rank or uniform] you need to meet height and weight standards and pass you PT test."
--Pete Hegseth, Sep 30, 2025
--Pete Hegseth, Sep 30, 2025
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"It's completely unacceptable to see fat generals. It's a bad look and it's not who we are. [Whatever your rank or uniform] you need to meet height and weight standards and pass you PT test."
--Pete Hegseth, Sep 30, 2025
--Pete Hegseth, Sep 30, 2025
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Donald J. Trump is, undoubtedly, the stupidest, most needy person to ever become president, but the case can be made that he is the stupidest, most needy person to ever become famous.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Donald J. Trump is, undoubtedly, the stupidest, most needy person to ever become president, but the case can be made that he is the stupidest, most needy person to ever become famous.
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MORE TITS (and some moss and lichen)
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
MORE TITS (and some moss and lichen)
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Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
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State-sponsored dehumanization, wrapped in a Christmas bow.
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
State-sponsored dehumanization, wrapped in a Christmas bow.
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Got a whole orchestra at this point 🎶
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Got a whole orchestra at this point 🎶
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I feel like I might have strayed a bit from the original criteria of rats playing jazz
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I feel like I might have strayed a bit from the original criteria of rats playing jazz
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Did some paintings on my stream tonight and look at these guys just pure vibing
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Did some paintings on my stream tonight and look at these guys just pure vibing
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fourth sky but make it ~drama~
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
fourth sky but make it ~drama~
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neil (banging out the tunes)
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
neil (banging out the tunes)
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This weekend, we turn our clocks back an hour.
The Trump administration, however, has already turned its collective clocks back to the Jim Crow era,
The Trump administration, however, has already turned its collective clocks back to the Jim Crow era,
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This weekend, we turn our clocks back an hour.
The Trump administration, however, has already turned its collective clocks back to the Jim Crow era,
The Trump administration, however, has already turned its collective clocks back to the Jim Crow era,
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The FBI director is flying his girlfriend around on private government planes while FBI agents go without paychecks and families prepare to go hungry as SNAP benefits are being suspended
Patel's girlfriend performed at Penn State last weekend. A government jet arrived at State College Regional Airport, according to its FAA registration, with an address listing the FBI HQ. The plane then flew to Nashville, where his girlfriend lives.
All on the taxpayer’s dime.
trib.al/TBvPo7A
All on the taxpayer’s dime.
trib.al/TBvPo7A
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The FBI director is flying his girlfriend around on private government planes while FBI agents go without paychecks and families prepare to go hungry as SNAP benefits are being suspended
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The stream has now been changed to bunny cam while I have some lunch and a relative visits, but then it'll be back to the next pumpkin carving afterwards!
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The stream has now been changed to bunny cam while I have some lunch and a relative visits, but then it'll be back to the next pumpkin carving afterwards!
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If you want to see somepumpkins being carved, I'm doing it on twitch this year to raise money for Beat, the UK eating disorders charity www.twitch.tv/tatwshapus
Fundraiser www.gofundme.com/f/raising-mo...
Left is the one I'm doing right now, but later will be one of the much larger complex ones
Fundraiser www.gofundme.com/f/raising-mo...
Left is the one I'm doing right now, but later will be one of the much larger complex ones
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If you want to see somepumpkins being carved, I'm doing it on twitch this year to raise money for Beat, the UK eating disorders charity www.twitch.tv/tatwshapus
Fundraiser www.gofundme.com/f/raising-mo...
Left is the one I'm doing right now, but later will be one of the much larger complex ones
Fundraiser www.gofundme.com/f/raising-mo...
Left is the one I'm doing right now, but later will be one of the much larger complex ones
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Male comics fans: Looks like Jean died again.
Female comics fans: Looks like Jean sneezed on her period again.
Female comics fans: Looks like Jean sneezed on her period again.
November 4, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Male comics fans: Looks like Jean died again.
Female comics fans: Looks like Jean sneezed on her period again.
Female comics fans: Looks like Jean sneezed on her period again.
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Time to find all of my TTRPG mutuals here.
If you see this, do me a solid and share it.
If you see this, do me a solid and share it.
July 24, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Time to find all of my TTRPG mutuals here.
If you see this, do me a solid and share it.
If you see this, do me a solid and share it.