Xaph
@xapha.bsky.social
They/Them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇬🇧
Nonbinary archaeology student. World record holder of extremely niche Geoguessr categories. Viztee and Overlite mod.
Nonbinary archaeology student. World record holder of extremely niche Geoguessr categories. Viztee and Overlite mod.
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Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
from now on spelling "fallen" like this:
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
from now on spelling "fallen" like this:
Not quite as impressive as last year, but still happy with it
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Not quite as impressive as last year, but still happy with it
I bring a sort of “AI will take jobs” and “data brokers are selling your online data” vibe to the digital archaeology lecture
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I bring a sort of “AI will take jobs” and “data brokers are selling your online data” vibe to the digital archaeology lecture
Ur telling me the ruler of Dorne is called Doran Martell. Prince Doran. Of Dorne. GRRM…
October 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Ur telling me the ruler of Dorne is called Doran Martell. Prince Doran. Of Dorne. GRRM…
I’m on a train with a school trip and the teacher is walking down the aisle telling the kids “This is your ticket. Do not lose it. You will need it to leave the station. If you lose it you will be stuck in London forever.”
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I’m on a train with a school trip and the teacher is walking down the aisle telling the kids “This is your ticket. Do not lose it. You will need it to leave the station. If you lose it you will be stuck in London forever.”
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
I don't know who thought two blokes on a podcast discussing AI would be good marketing but please please stop showing it to me
September 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I don't know who thought two blokes on a podcast discussing AI would be good marketing but please please stop showing it to me
Woodworms have been BUSY
September 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Woodworms have been BUSY
Eventually, all gloves become fingerless gloves
September 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Eventually, all gloves become fingerless gloves
It’s frickin pumpkin season my dudes
August 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It’s frickin pumpkin season my dudes
Sometimes the sleepy hits like a hecking truck
August 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sometimes the sleepy hits like a hecking truck
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Well. The third strike came in. 3 strikes in a week on videos over 6 years old means my entire channel will be deleted, VODs included. I tried to private all my videos but still got a strike.
If anyone can do anything to help me please let me know. I am very unhappy.
If anyone can do anything to help me please let me know. I am very unhappy.
August 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Well. The third strike came in. 3 strikes in a week on videos over 6 years old means my entire channel will be deleted, VODs included. I tried to private all my videos but still got a strike.
If anyone can do anything to help me please let me know. I am very unhappy.
If anyone can do anything to help me please let me know. I am very unhappy.
Me, not procrastinating: “wow I should probably clean out the pond filter… wow I should probably give my dog a shower… wow I’m so dirty now I need a bath! Oh shit my deadline.”
August 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Me, not procrastinating: “wow I should probably clean out the pond filter… wow I should probably give my dog a shower… wow I’m so dirty now I need a bath! Oh shit my deadline.”
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Just took a shower and put on clean pjs and then got into a bed with clean sheets. Lads, it don’t get better than this. Absolutely freshmaxxed
August 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Just took a shower and put on clean pjs and then got into a bed with clean sheets. Lads, it don’t get better than this. Absolutely freshmaxxed
Wear 👏 headphones 👏 on 👏 the 👏 train 👏
August 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Wear 👏 headphones 👏 on 👏 the 👏 train 👏
This morning my mum combed my hair and I put on my nice shirt. Now I’m on a train to the capital… am I in the hunger games?!
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This morning my mum combed my hair and I put on my nice shirt. Now I’m on a train to the capital… am I in the hunger games?!
Puppy bread anyone?
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Puppy bread anyone?
Any day is pancake day if you want #pancakegrindset
August 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Any day is pancake day if you want #pancakegrindset
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The blebs never fail to surprise me
August 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The blebs never fail to surprise me