Cousin Skeeter.
@xandyman.bsky.social
Functional lunatic.
Learning • loving • laughing • living.
Learning • loving • laughing • living.
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Goat break up song.
March 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Goat break up song.
Missy + 702 collabs are all insane ❤️🔥
March 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Missy + 702 collabs are all insane ❤️🔥
I’ll finally have a solid answer to “what radicalized you?”
interested to see what happens when the social security checks stop flowing
March 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’ll finally have a solid answer to “what radicalized you?”
My meat be tinglinggggg when y’all post pics in fishnets and thigh highs and shit 🤤
March 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My meat be tinglinggggg when y’all post pics in fishnets and thigh highs and shit 🤤
See, no. Bc should any of those be the case is being annoying and impatient gonna get you a response any quicker? You better go sit down.
NGL, if the convo was immediate in cadence up until that last text, you get anxiety.
Did the text go through?!
Did you see it?!
(Depending on topic) Did that scare you off?!
Did I say something wrong?!
What if it was urgent & now all of a sudden you lag?!
How it just HAPPEN to be NOW you slow up?
Did the text go through?!
Did you see it?!
(Depending on topic) Did that scare you off?!
Did I say something wrong?!
What if it was urgent & now all of a sudden you lag?!
How it just HAPPEN to be NOW you slow up?
People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
See, no. Bc should any of those be the case is being annoying and impatient gonna get you a response any quicker? You better go sit down.
Failure to speak up when people hurt you is teaching them to do it again.
March 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Failure to speak up when people hurt you is teaching them to do it again.
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Whenever people send me that I literally tell them to calm down.
People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell
March 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Whenever people send me that I literally tell them to calm down.
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I’ll be “???” To Satan too fym 💀💀
People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell
March 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’ll be “???” To Satan too fym 💀💀
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Legit hate that shit with a passion lol
People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell
March 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Legit hate that shit with a passion lol
Also why are niggas still going out their way to still use “koo” and “coo.” in place of cool?
That’s a fetch that never happened.
Y’all are adults and this isn’t AIM. Let’s spell our age.
That’s a fetch that never happened.
Y’all are adults and this isn’t AIM. Let’s spell our age.
March 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Also why are niggas still going out their way to still use “koo” and “coo.” in place of cool?
That’s a fetch that never happened.
Y’all are adults and this isn’t AIM. Let’s spell our age.
That’s a fetch that never happened.
Y’all are adults and this isn’t AIM. Let’s spell our age.
I gotta tell my ex I’m moving 1500 miles away next month, and there will be crying and throwing up.
It’s like having to break up with him all over again
It’s like having to break up with him all over again
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I gotta tell my ex I’m moving 1500 miles away next month, and there will be crying and throwing up.
It’s like having to break up with him all over again
It’s like having to break up with him all over again
Last year was about mental health wealth. 2025 is about financial abundance and looking good naked.
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Last year was about mental health wealth. 2025 is about financial abundance and looking good naked.
It’s a Paramore kind of morning.
March 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s a Paramore kind of morning.
People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell
The concept of healing is so powerful and divine. It’s a force that exists in all of us way beyond what our bodies can do. Tap in.
March 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The concept of healing is so powerful and divine. It’s a force that exists in all of us way beyond what our bodies can do. Tap in.
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I tend to take long naps. For example, my naps during the day could be between 3 to 4 hours. People think I’ve abandoned them whenever I don’t respond within that time frame because how long I sleep.
I need yall niggas to calm down.
I’m just sleeping. 😒
I need yall niggas to calm down.
I’m just sleeping. 😒
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I tend to take long naps. For example, my naps during the day could be between 3 to 4 hours. People think I’ve abandoned them whenever I don’t respond within that time frame because how long I sleep.
I need yall niggas to calm down.
I’m just sleeping. 😒
I need yall niggas to calm down.
I’m just sleeping. 😒
Um no I need to hear my would-be murderers tryna make their entry.
Y’all wanna end up on Forensic Files so bad
Y’all wanna end up on Forensic Files so bad
Y'all sleep without background noise?
March 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Um no I need to hear my would-be murderers tryna make their entry.
Y’all wanna end up on Forensic Files so bad
Y’all wanna end up on Forensic Files so bad
“Some people graduate but be still stupid.” - Ye
March 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“Some people graduate but be still stupid.” - Ye
Did you do something for and by yourself today?
March 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Did you do something for and by yourself today?
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It did something
Target Loses Web Traffic As Costco Gains On Feb. 28 Economic Blackout Day
Target Loses As Costco Wins Web Traffic On Feb. 28 Economic Blackout Day
Target's website traffic dropped 9% on Feb. 28 in the People's Union online shopping boycott with its app usage down 14%, compared with mid-February Friday results.
on.forbes.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It did something
What’s the nicest, most effective way to tell someone their breath is bad?
March 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What’s the nicest, most effective way to tell someone their breath is bad?
Can’t*
Every day I am reminded that people don’t read
March 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can’t*
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NO TREAT. ONLY STOVE.
March 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
NO TREAT. ONLY STOVE.
This child ain’t have no business sangin like this at 15.
March 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This child ain’t have no business sangin like this at 15.