Someone told him about reverse psychology that morning and now he thinks saying he likes him will make the left hate Mamdani.

Lol @ "the free press". It's the free press in the room with you now? Is it the same free press owned by, like, 3 billionaires or a different free press?

Fortunately he's surrounded by the White House Press Corps who value access over truth, so he rarely has to deal with any disruption whatsoever.

Next exclusive from our man Declan presumably about a leak that shows the sun could rise every morning in the east, and that's there's a possibility a bear could shit in the woods.

You know how at college your were taught to put your main point in the 9th paragraph...

And if you think they or the fools who reprint press releases for a living (journalists) learned any lessons from this and understand what happened here, the boycott is literally listed last as a reason and it's buried away in paragraph 9 after a bunch of factors that affect everyone else.

Is this guy part labrador? Did he also think about chasing fire trucks?

BlueSky has judged you

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Narwhals baconing off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Chuck Norris glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to chive.