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xanderkale
@xanderkale.bsky.social
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, Killie fan, Timbers fan, Tolkien reader, Star Wars fan, father (x2), shoegaze and post-rock listener, elder millennial, ally, cat co-habitor (x2), tea drinker, occasional twitch streamer

https://twitch.tv/xanderkale
Very proud of the kiddo for getting her #OnePiece artwork displayed at school.

@ariphx.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm not saying journalists are stupid but....

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... no, I am saying that.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don't care if he leaves rainbows in his wake when he runs and shits goals, this right here is a "no" so hard it could crack diamonds.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A laptop? That flimsy thing? That toy?! Might as well be a Leapfrog My First Tablet.

Desktop for the big jobs, or not at all.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
BlueSky has judged you
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
lol sure thing mr corporation 👍

Fast forward 18 months: "hmm, weird that #AEW haven't been back to Toronto..."

MLSE: 💰😙🎶
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As a still active owner of an old school Steam controller, I know this thing looks ugly as sin but all play like an absolute dream

want
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
as someone who has ridden public transport, this is a top 5 executive authority i wish I had

👃🤮
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tl,dr: VAR in football is a 21st century mechanical turk and we're all just kidding ourselves that it's an advancement in tech
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dogs lying on their back look like they are having the best time
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Weird cos I've never seen anyone shoplift food in my entire life and I don't think I'll ever be able to tbh
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And i stopped believing my wrestling figures would come to life when I left the room when I was 6.

She's 51.
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
And it will only cost you $300 to Ticketmaster for the privilege, in a large, environmental-black-hole of an arena which is surrounded by fields of concrete parking lots, located away from population centers and communities, with lmediocre-to-absent public transport available!

Much sustainable!
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Watched Fellowship of the Ring, got a bunch of trick or treaters at the house, and the kids had fun and got loads of candy.

Great success 🙌
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This post:
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I swear that most news media today is written and read by people who were repeatedly dropped on their heads as babies, and the only way to tell whether you're a writer or a reader is whether you fell or were thrown.
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Pictured: the wheels falling off
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i love the panini sticker albums
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Who knew there were no profits in leopard farming?
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
immeadiate block
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
And nothing was lost
October 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Stunner! @theguardian.com writer in writing out of their arsehole shocker! Middle class liberal warblings totally disconnected from reality, delivered in a smug, condescending tone, turns out to be a series of dog shit take?!?!

Good job as usual @barneyronay.bsky.social 👏 👍 👌
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM