xanderkale
@xanderkale.bsky.social
🏴, Killie fan, Timbers fan, Tolkien reader, Star Wars fan, father (x2), shoegaze and post-rock listener, elder millennial, ally, cat co-habitor (x2), tea drinker, occasional twitch streamer
https://twitch.tv/xanderkale
https://twitch.tv/xanderkale
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm not saying journalists are stupid but....
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November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm not saying journalists are stupid but....
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... no, I am saying that.
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... no, I am saying that.
I don't care if he leaves rainbows in his wake when he runs and shits goals, this right here is a "no" so hard it could crack diamonds.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don't care if he leaves rainbows in his wake when he runs and shits goals, this right here is a "no" so hard it could crack diamonds.
A laptop? That flimsy thing? That toy?! Might as well be a Leapfrog My First Tablet.
Desktop for the big jobs, or not at all.
Desktop for the big jobs, or not at all.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A laptop? That flimsy thing? That toy?! Might as well be a Leapfrog My First Tablet.
Desktop for the big jobs, or not at all.
Desktop for the big jobs, or not at all.
BlueSky has judged you
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
BlueSky has judged you
As a still active owner of an old school Steam controller, I know this thing looks ugly as sin but all play like an absolute dream
want
want
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
As a still active owner of an old school Steam controller, I know this thing looks ugly as sin but all play like an absolute dream
want
want
as someone who has ridden public transport, this is a top 5 executive authority i wish I had
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November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
as someone who has ridden public transport, this is a top 5 executive authority i wish I had
👃🤮
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Tl,dr: VAR in football is a 21st century mechanical turk and we're all just kidding ourselves that it's an advancement in tech
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Tl,dr: VAR in football is a 21st century mechanical turk and we're all just kidding ourselves that it's an advancement in tech
Dogs lying on their back look like they are having the best time
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Dogs lying on their back look like they are having the best time
Weird cos I've never seen anyone shoplift food in my entire life and I don't think I'll ever be able to tbh
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Weird cos I've never seen anyone shoplift food in my entire life and I don't think I'll ever be able to tbh
And i stopped believing my wrestling figures would come to life when I left the room when I was 6.
She's 51.
She's 51.
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
And i stopped believing my wrestling figures would come to life when I left the room when I was 6.
She's 51.
She's 51.
And it will only cost you $300 to Ticketmaster for the privilege, in a large, environmental-black-hole of an arena which is surrounded by fields of concrete parking lots, located away from population centers and communities, with lmediocre-to-absent public transport available!
Much sustainable!
Much sustainable!
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And it will only cost you $300 to Ticketmaster for the privilege, in a large, environmental-black-hole of an arena which is surrounded by fields of concrete parking lots, located away from population centers and communities, with lmediocre-to-absent public transport available!
Much sustainable!
Much sustainable!
Watched Fellowship of the Ring, got a bunch of trick or treaters at the house, and the kids had fun and got loads of candy.
Great success 🙌
Great success 🙌
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Watched Fellowship of the Ring, got a bunch of trick or treaters at the house, and the kids had fun and got loads of candy.
Great success 🙌
Great success 🙌
I swear that most news media today is written and read by people who were repeatedly dropped on their heads as babies, and the only way to tell whether you're a writer or a reader is whether you fell or were thrown.
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I swear that most news media today is written and read by people who were repeatedly dropped on their heads as babies, and the only way to tell whether you're a writer or a reader is whether you fell or were thrown.
Pictured: the wheels falling off
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Pictured: the wheels falling off
i love the panini sticker albums
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i love the panini sticker albums
Who knew there were no profits in leopard farming?
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Who knew there were no profits in leopard farming?
And nothing was lost
October 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
And nothing was lost
Stunner! @theguardian.com writer in writing out of their arsehole shocker! Middle class liberal warblings totally disconnected from reality, delivered in a smug, condescending tone, turns out to be a series of dog shit take?!?!
Good job as usual @barneyronay.bsky.social 👏 👍 👌
Good job as usual @barneyronay.bsky.social 👏 👍 👌
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Stunner! @theguardian.com writer in writing out of their arsehole shocker! Middle class liberal warblings totally disconnected from reality, delivered in a smug, condescending tone, turns out to be a series of dog shit take?!?!
Good job as usual @barneyronay.bsky.social 👏 👍 👌
Good job as usual @barneyronay.bsky.social 👏 👍 👌