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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat.
Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.
He/Him
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Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.
He/Him
linktr.ee/xaiax
Logging in to Bluesky
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Logging in to Bluesky
Before sunset from the top of the zoo.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Before sunset from the top of the zoo.
More lights. I mostly took videos. I may just edit a bunch of those together.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
More lights. I mostly took videos. I may just edit a bunch of those together.
Y’all.
Glowfari at the Oakland Zoo. You should go if you can.
Glowfari at the Oakland Zoo. You should go if you can.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Y’all.
Glowfari at the Oakland Zoo. You should go if you can.
Glowfari at the Oakland Zoo. You should go if you can.
There once was a whale in Nantucket
Who laid on the beach and said “fuck it”
Now those who have seen
The exploding baleen
Are in search of a fresh popcorn bucket
Who laid on the beach and said “fuck it”
Now those who have seen
The exploding baleen
Are in search of a fresh popcorn bucket
![New York Times post
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A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It's too big to move
— at least until officials figure out a plan.
[ picture of whale corpse on beach ]
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is "far too big, awkward and heavy to remove." A town official I...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzeczjiqksaherpwdwrvmjsm/bafkreicwxkkjdu2igbqjqlcswyumvx4ozj3ggrcvhgm4uitmnk4x7gsbau@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There once was a whale in Nantucket
Who laid on the beach and said “fuck it”
Now those who have seen
The exploding baleen
Are in search of a fresh popcorn bucket
Who laid on the beach and said “fuck it”
Now those who have seen
The exploding baleen
Are in search of a fresh popcorn bucket
“We’ll see you next week”
🤔
🤔
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“We’ll see you next week”
🤔
🤔
And another thing, don’t put in the newspaper I almost broke my own nose because I was so horny I ran into a glass door like a distressed house cat.
![Screenshot of email from Jeffrey Epstein
From:
Subject:
jeffrey E. (jeevacation@gmail.com]
12/8/2015 9:51:09 PM
Thomas Ir., Landon l
Re: Trump
Importance:
High
read the uzz feed re my airplane logs and hawain tropic contest. /have them ask my houseman about donad almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door
On Tue. Dec 8, 2015 at 5:41 PM, Thomas Jr., Landon 1
Now everyone coming to me thinking I have juicy info on you and Trump.
wrote:
Because of this.
"Tve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy," Trump booms from a speakerphone. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it - Jeffrey enjoys his social life."
That story will never die.
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_jr_thomas/index. html
please note
The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressce. It is the property of JEE
Unauthorized use, disclosure or copying of this communication or any part thercof is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by l return e-mail or by e-mail to jeevacation@gmail.com, and destroy this communication and all copies thereof, including all attachments. copyright -all rights reserved
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November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And another thing, don’t put in the newspaper I almost broke my own nose because I was so horny I ran into a glass door like a distressed house cat.
That’s my favorite bible quote.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
That’s my favorite bible quote.
This album was released on exactly September 11th, 2001.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This album was released on exactly September 11th, 2001.
Pickles are good and they belong on sandwiches.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Pickles are good and they belong on sandwiches.
Dammit I forgot adult 4chan man and that’s like, the whole thing about adult 4chan man day.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Dammit I forgot adult 4chan man and that’s like, the whole thing about adult 4chan man day.
Ok also I probably shouldn’t forget about these teddy bears that are definitely not possessed by the ghosts of murdered children.
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ok also I probably shouldn’t forget about these teddy bears that are definitely not possessed by the ghosts of murdered children.
These look like something out of Blair witch.
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
These look like something out of Blair witch.