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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat.
Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.

He/Him

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*extremely executive voice*

“But we want to sell it to people who don’t want to play it!”
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I swiped away and then had to come back to heart this.
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Two hundred and sixty HUMAN DOLLARS?!
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wonder why deleted, I didn’t notice any typos.

I think the other end of it gets covered some, at least, with the elves being angry that dirty peasants are polluting their blood.

Elf-chaser suggests a somewhat less savory “halfling-chaser”, too. :/
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ok but what about those glasses?
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
[ sickos yes ]

The thing with the redwood in question is in Oakland you need a permit to cut down any tree bigger than some size and despite being a young tree it’s definitely over it. (The root system is *going* to grow into the plumbing but hasn’t yet so they can’t remove it without $$$ permits)
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If that was a redwood planted in the 50s it would be one of the biggest trees you’ve ever seen in your life by now.

Family’s place has a redwood (semi invasive) that’s under ten years old and already bigger than that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
He went to the Home Depot and got one unit of fence.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A good DM knows when to bend the rules and also when to choose sanity over fidelity.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin that needs to be ironed.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You’re getting pretty good at this. Nice shading on the rear wing.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
And less trapezoidal
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Congressman raped child” is more concise and more accurate.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It has the exact same vibes as The Battle of New Orleans.
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I should make a Bicycle Sickos account while I’m at it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sink the Bismarck?
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love this stupid atrocity.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM