Mao Pelé-Tung
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Mao Pelé-Tung
@x5jow.bsky.social
ATENÇAO! 🇧🇷
Se a sentença do estrebuchado for maior 🙏 do que 28 anos teremos sorteio de 01 Caixa Misteriosa Sounds® (entre os RT)

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"Bolsonaro sobre Moraes: 'Ele já tem a sentença pronta para mim, 28 anos'"

Link sem paywall ⬇️
March 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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*na farmácia*

-Moço, eu queria um xarope expectorante 🤧
-Desculpe, mas o Expec acabou ☹️
*suando frio* -Então pode ser o Torante 😰
December 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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A very, very unfortunate choice of photo
December 21, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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encantada com o pisca-pisca comicamente grande
December 8, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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November 5, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Um clássico da política carioca

😎🤙🏼
October 4, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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Apenas uma típica tensão sexual entre colegas de trabalho. Nada para ver aqui, circulando, circulando.
October 2, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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Eu sinto que estamos cada dia mais perto do momento em que

- Lula mas e a Venezuela

- Meu pau na sua goela
Repórter: "Pq vc não falou da Venezuela na ONU Presidente?"

A resposta do Lula 🗣🗣🗣😂😂😂😂😂😂
October 1, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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September 28, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Fernando Gil, youtuber flamenguista, convoca punhetaç* na Gávea em protesto contra Landim.
September 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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CIGARRO NAS ESCOLAS!
É como ver um sonho se realizando na nossa frente
September 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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me deixa quieto blz 🤙
September 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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O programa CUZINHO-ESCOLA
September 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Caralho o nome dele é Twelves porque ele nasceu em 12/12/12
🚨🚨 INFORMAÇAO:

O MACACO TWELVES TEM UMA PAGINA NA WIKIPÉDIA
September 21, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Pra desativar: vá no seu perfil / configurações / Privacidade dos dados / Dados para aprimoramento da IA generativa / desligar.
September 19, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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the most shocking claim here is that Israel was getting explosive pagers into the hands of Hezbollah operatives as early as the summer of 2022, over a year before Oct 7

their terrorism wasn’t even motivated by the current influx of rockets, fucking hell
It turns out Israel didn’t intercept the pagers and add explosives before they were shipped to Lebanon. They created a company and invested millions of dollars to manufacture the pagers themselves.
How Israel Built a Modern-Day Trojan Horse: Exploding Pagers
The Israeli government did not tamper with the Hezbollah devices that exploded, defense and intelligence officials say. It manufactured them as part of an elaborate ruse.
www.nytimes.com
September 19, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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Nicknames are for friends and Joana Achocolatado em Pó is no friend of mine
FODA-SE Jojo Toddynho de uma forma geral
September 15, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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👍🏼
September 8, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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a história se repete
September 5, 2024 at 8:22 PM