Many are saying I have a choice to make, a Jellicle Choice, but you have to be careful with that, right? Because Grizabella is someone who, frankly, wouldn’t have gone to the Heaviside Layer without my help, and she admitted that at the time, but she’s been very, very nasty to me lately.

He got cast in Inside Llewyn Davis because the Coens were looking for musicians who could act, figuring it'd be easier than teaching an actor to play guitar! We have ska to thank for his subsequent career!

THAT was the nuclear codes? That's amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

AI Grandma telling you to fuck off about your fucking basketball game lmao

These cases need to be gone yesterday. There is no record of what the prosecuting attorney told the grand jury to secure her indictment?