Thomas Bsketty
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It's going to be a lot easier for Mamdani to win re-election now that every single person who voted against him is going to leave the city.
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's going to be a lot easier for Mamdani to win re-election now that every single person who voted against him is going to leave the city.
GET FUCKED, REPUBLICANS
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
GET FUCKED, REPUBLICANS
2 Richard 2 Jewell: The Enemy Within
October 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
2 Richard 2 Jewell: The Enemy Within
Starting to really scrape the bottom of the barrel o' distractions here.
September 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Starting to really scrape the bottom of the barrel o' distractions here.
Should've gone down like this:
September 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Should've gone down like this:
Share your favorite black and white movie
Double Indemnity (1944)
Double Indemnity (1944)
September 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Share your favorite black and white movie
Double Indemnity (1944)
Double Indemnity (1944)
Any time I hear a parent say, "Video games aren't a problem for my kid" and follow it up with how they mandate a certain amount of outside activity per day/week, I think of this Calvin and Hobbes joke:
September 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Any time I hear a parent say, "Video games aren't a problem for my kid" and follow it up with how they mandate a certain amount of outside activity per day/week, I think of this Calvin and Hobbes joke:
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Throatwarbler Mangrove"
September 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Throatwarbler Mangrove"
The good news is, in three short years Bill Clinton will end his hundred-year presidency, which has continued alongside many other presidents and started 18 years before he was born. America will finally be free of his dread saxmouth.
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The good news is, in three short years Bill Clinton will end his hundred-year presidency, which has continued alongside many other presidents and started 18 years before he was born. America will finally be free of his dread saxmouth.
Now for the trifecta.
July 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Now for the trifecta.
re: the Magikarp thing, I also thought it was a Pokémon reference (Aster is my age, meaning that Red/Blue/Yellow came out when he was 10--prime Pokémon years), but then I came across an interview that explained the actual reference:
July 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
re: the Magikarp thing, I also thought it was a Pokémon reference (Aster is my age, meaning that Red/Blue/Yellow came out when he was 10--prime Pokémon years), but then I came across an interview that explained the actual reference:
Today's sci fi authors really need more "publicly hallucinate a nonexistent TV show at a convention, then turn it into a 4-book series" energy.
July 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today's sci fi authors really need more "publicly hallucinate a nonexistent TV show at a convention, then turn it into a 4-book series" energy.
Alright, time to knock out a blind spot that's been sitting around too long:
July 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Alright, time to knock out a blind spot that's been sitting around too long:
The TV network's in-movie logo really drives home the media satire angle here:
July 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The TV network's in-movie logo really drives home the media satire angle here:
He said, "Hey, if you elect this guy mayor, I'm gonna pull all the Gristedes out of the city!"
June 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
He said, "Hey, if you elect this guy mayor, I'm gonna pull all the Gristedes out of the city!"