Excuse me but a thousand spy thrillers have led me to believe that there are secret agencies all over the world dedicated to preventing evil and taking down despots and tyrants so where TF are they is all I wanna know. Jason Bourne, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.

It’s been a crazy couple of days. I hope I’m doing the right thing going forward and things don’t get worse. For now I need to try to sleep.

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When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.

Why did I just now start watching Schitt’s Creek?

I really dislike Snapchat, I don’t need a notification when a snap is viewed.

squirmywormy keeps adding apps to birdie’s kindle fire. Yay for math apps but they aren’t exactly appropriate for a 29 month old. She definitely has her father’s temper. 😞