Ornamental Dingbat
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Watching Futurama with the kid and we just made it to Jurassic Bark. My wife has already checked out.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Watching Futurama with the kid and we just made it to Jurassic Bark. My wife has already checked out.
Current Cloudflare outage status
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
Unpopular opinion: Clifford The Big Red Dog is technically a Kaiju.
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Unpopular opinion: Clifford The Big Red Dog is technically a Kaiju.
Putting on my shoes next to the door.
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Putting on my shoes next to the door.
Archaeologists in 10,000 years: Nobody can read the associated text but we are fairly certain that these "cow tools" served a ritual purpose in their society.
October 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Archaeologists in 10,000 years: Nobody can read the associated text but we are fairly certain that these "cow tools" served a ritual purpose in their society.
I love that we have Crime President. I hope the next one's theme is just as exciting, like Clown or Dog.
October 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I love that we have Crime President. I hope the next one's theme is just as exciting, like Clown or Dog.
Ok dog, we have about 5 minutes before it starts raining so pee quickly
FUCK THAT IT'S STICK TIME!
FUCK THAT IT'S STICK TIME!
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ok dog, we have about 5 minutes before it starts raining so pee quickly
FUCK THAT IT'S STICK TIME!
FUCK THAT IT'S STICK TIME!
That's a problem
September 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That's a problem
I always thought that I was missing the final VHS of the Rankin and Bass LOTR movie because it just suddenly stopped at Helm's Deep but it turns out they just ran out of cocaine at that part and Poochied about 1000 pages into a quick text blurb at the end.
September 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I always thought that I was missing the final VHS of the Rankin and Bass LOTR movie because it just suddenly stopped at Helm's Deep but it turns out they just ran out of cocaine at that part and Poochied about 1000 pages into a quick text blurb at the end.
New "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" just dropped.
i am allergic to bananas and i also don't want this at the grocery store
August 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
New "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" just dropped.
Thanks, this really clears everything up.
August 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Thanks, this really clears everything up.
Just learned about nectocaris, a prehistoric not-squid with bomb ass titties.
August 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Just learned about nectocaris, a prehistoric not-squid with bomb ass titties.
One is my faithful fuzzy friend and the other just hangs around all day eating bugs.
August 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One is my faithful fuzzy friend and the other just hangs around all day eating bugs.
Cyborg Amélie loves all 20th Century Animation studios IP
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyborg Amélie loves all 20th Century Animation studios IP
Neighbor: I'm getting solar panels to be more eco-friendly
Nature:
Nature:
August 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Neighbor: I'm getting solar panels to be more eco-friendly
Nature:
Nature:
Me: *Sneezes directly in dog's face*
Oh I'm so sorry buddy
Dog: This is attention and I love it
Oh I'm so sorry buddy
Dog: This is attention and I love it
July 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Me: *Sneezes directly in dog's face*
Oh I'm so sorry buddy
Dog: This is attention and I love it
Oh I'm so sorry buddy
Dog: This is attention and I love it
A big part of getting older is realizing that you have lifetime supplies of more and more things.
June 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A big part of getting older is realizing that you have lifetime supplies of more and more things.
Everyone knew the coolest kid on the playground who guards the forbidden knowledge of the secret nudity code for Mortal Kombat.
June 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Everyone knew the coolest kid on the playground who guards the forbidden knowledge of the secret nudity code for Mortal Kombat.
In Finland the poopknife would be made out of wood.
May 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In Finland the poopknife would be made out of wood.
One of my drivers delivered to a produce place in Boston and was told that he couldn't wear shorts on the dock due to health regulations. But it's OK, they gave him the LOANER PANTS.
May 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
One of my drivers delivered to a produce place in Boston and was told that he couldn't wear shorts on the dock due to health regulations. But it's OK, they gave him the LOANER PANTS.
I've been living across from this house for years and never noticed this.
May 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I've been living across from this house for years and never noticed this.
One thing I always did when checking into hotels for work was the ceremonial Hiding of the Egg.
May 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
One thing I always did when checking into hotels for work was the ceremonial Hiding of the Egg.