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Dry January is conservative propaganda
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dry January is conservative propaganda
This is what drag is all about
if it pleases the court
*rips off a pair of breakaway pants*
*rips off a pair of breakaway pants*
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is what drag is all about
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(dry heaving) I feel like I'm gonna have an opinion
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
(dry heaving) I feel like I'm gonna have an opinion
Why does everyone treat fame like something that you're owed? Why can't we take fame away from him? If he's sorry, why does he keep coming back? Why not just get a regular fucking job like the rest of us? Fuck it I'm gonna write about this
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why does everyone treat fame like something that you're owed? Why can't we take fame away from him? If he's sorry, why does he keep coming back? Why not just get a regular fucking job like the rest of us? Fuck it I'm gonna write about this
You know why everyone (including me) loves all I want for Christmas is you? Because I love Christmas and only a few times EVER have we gotten someone TRULY putting their WHOLE PUSSY into a Christmas song.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You know why everyone (including me) loves all I want for Christmas is you? Because I love Christmas and only a few times EVER have we gotten someone TRULY putting their WHOLE PUSSY into a Christmas song.
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How to tell if you have morphed into a liberal:
- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
How to tell if you have morphed into a liberal:
- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
Shaggy Rogers has all the makings of someone great in the sack. I KNOW he fucks.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Shaggy Rogers has all the makings of someone great in the sack. I KNOW he fucks.
When im stoned it feels like I can feel every person's true intentions. Even in videos.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
When im stoned it feels like I can feel every person's true intentions. Even in videos.
This is soooooo emo but like I did mean it genuinely hahaha
I don't want to go to sleep. I am not safe in my dreams.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is soooooo emo but like I did mean it genuinely hahaha
Oh this most certainly would have been my banner on edtwt
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Oh this most certainly would have been my banner on edtwt
Do you think Cellino and Barnes ever explored each others bodies
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Do you think Cellino and Barnes ever explored each others bodies
Changing my tampon in the men's room and then blowing my shit smoove off
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Changing my tampon in the men's room and then blowing my shit smoove off
I don't want to go to sleep. I am not safe in my dreams.
October 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I don't want to go to sleep. I am not safe in my dreams.
This site is like Twitter because I'm on it even if the experience sucks the whole time
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This site is like Twitter because I'm on it even if the experience sucks the whole time
The only good thing about my tits hurting super bad right now is that I took a test and I'm not pregnant
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The only good thing about my tits hurting super bad right now is that I took a test and I'm not pregnant
"This is how you age when you're unproblematic 😋" and it's someone with a $20,000 facelift.
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"This is how you age when you're unproblematic 😋" and it's someone with a $20,000 facelift.
Im having a panic attack and for some reason I need to tell all of you as if that will do anything.
October 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Im having a panic attack and for some reason I need to tell all of you as if that will do anything.
When I do give birth one day, make sure that Pog is in L&D with me. She's my rock fr
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When I do give birth one day, make sure that Pog is in L&D with me. She's my rock fr
"Your hatred of ai looks like bigotry" well, let's look at this breakdown by AI tech specialist, Dr. Sughondese:
(Part 1/7)
(Part 1/7)
October 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"Your hatred of ai looks like bigotry" well, let's look at this breakdown by AI tech specialist, Dr. Sughondese:
(Part 1/7)
(Part 1/7)
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im sorry y'all hating grok is racist
October 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
im sorry y'all hating grok is racist
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Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from
October 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from
Everyone at the meeting said I look hot and I was like:
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Everyone at the meeting said I look hot and I was like:
Remember nail tutorials? Nobody does anything anymore in this collapsing world
October 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Remember nail tutorials? Nobody does anything anymore in this collapsing world
I would absolutely kill in a porno as the husband leaving for work
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I would absolutely kill in a porno as the husband leaving for work
I want to scream and cry but I am at work and cannot do that
September 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I want to scream and cry but I am at work and cannot do that