FUCK IT, I ATE THE OPP
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Oh this most certainly would have been my banner on edtwt
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Oh this most certainly would have been my banner on edtwt
The only good thing about my tits hurting super bad right now is that I took a test and I'm not pregnant
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The only good thing about my tits hurting super bad right now is that I took a test and I'm not pregnant
Everyone at the meeting said I look hot and I was like:
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Everyone at the meeting said I look hot and I was like:
Forcing my cat to be gay
September 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Forcing my cat to be gay
Man, I'm pretty
September 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Man, I'm pretty
Home for lunch hangin with this infant
September 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Home for lunch hangin with this infant
I think they would love each other
September 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think they would love each other
Leopard seals are like if a demon tried to disguise itself as something cute. Like, it doesn't get completely there. It's uncanny valley.
August 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Leopard seals are like if a demon tried to disguise itself as something cute. Like, it doesn't get completely there. It's uncanny valley.
Me: why did they think c&a is woman-owned
My grid:
Me: oh
My grid:
Me: oh
August 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me: why did they think c&a is woman-owned
My grid:
Me: oh
My grid:
Me: oh
Coming...eventually haha.
August 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Coming...eventually haha.
Follow me on mastodon
August 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Follow me on mastodon
New fucking banger discovered at work
August 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
New fucking banger discovered at work
Somebody should make this into a series of billboards and put them up around new york
August 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Somebody should make this into a series of billboards and put them up around new york
Just two ducks who are having a good time
August 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just two ducks who are having a good time
I pay for my sins (partying on a weeknight) in the form of a hangover at work
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I pay for my sins (partying on a weeknight) in the form of a hangover at work
Wrote "cry and stay" yesterday. We almost have a track list, chat.
August 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wrote "cry and stay" yesterday. We almost have a track list, chat.
This has me deadddd
August 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This has me deadddd
How fucking dare the algorithm think this is something I'd be interested in. Zuckerberg could never be more wrong
July 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
How fucking dare the algorithm think this is something I'd be interested in. Zuckerberg could never be more wrong