Lobster Enthusiast
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Once, a friend I was mad at saw me walking down a path in winter- I was bundled up in a furry hat. I glowered at him, trying to look angry and threatening. He burst out laughing and said "you look like a pissed off Ewok and I can't be mad anymore."
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
Trump is threatening tarrifs like a toddler holding his breath until he gets his way. Good luck with that, bud.
July 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Trump is threatening tarrifs like a toddler holding his breath until he gets his way. Good luck with that, bud.
If the dems turn this Epstein shit into their version of Hunter Biden's laptop, I'm leaving the country.
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If the dems turn this Epstein shit into their version of Hunter Biden's laptop, I'm leaving the country.
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Happy Light Jacket Day to all who celebrate
April 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy Light Jacket Day to all who celebrate
I almost got caught in a flash flood recently. I was driving around a corner and saw the water begin to cross the road in a huge rush, and gunned it to get past right before the flood crossed into my lane. It was terrifying. That's how I feel about leaving the US now.
April 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I almost got caught in a flash flood recently. I was driving around a corner and saw the water begin to cross the road in a huge rush, and gunned it to get past right before the flood crossed into my lane. It was terrifying. That's how I feel about leaving the US now.
Getting out while I still can. My choices are watching my country collapse from the inside or a wedding IN A CASTLE to someone I have deeply loved for years. Mijn lieve Hans, bedankt.
April 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Getting out while I still can. My choices are watching my country collapse from the inside or a wedding IN A CASTLE to someone I have deeply loved for years. Mijn lieve Hans, bedankt.
Oh hello you fired me for asking for reasonable and FEDERALLY PROTECTED ADA accommodations? you just freed me up to fight harder for OUR rights. Watch me use this free time to organize.
April 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh hello you fired me for asking for reasonable and FEDERALLY PROTECTED ADA accommodations? you just freed me up to fight harder for OUR rights. Watch me use this free time to organize.
it's us. we are being called to stand up. When ICE shows up at our schools or apartment complexes to round up our kids or neighbors we DO NOT COMPLY. When DOGE takes away your vital role, you RESIST. When tariffs threaten our local businesses we DOUBLE DOWN and support them.
April 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
it's us. we are being called to stand up. When ICE shows up at our schools or apartment complexes to round up our kids or neighbors we DO NOT COMPLY. When DOGE takes away your vital role, you RESIST. When tariffs threaten our local businesses we DOUBLE DOWN and support them.
I am an imperfect person, but I can make a mixtape that will make you fall in love with me, and it will definitely have Warren Zevon's Werewolves of London on it.
April 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am an imperfect person, but I can make a mixtape that will make you fall in love with me, and it will definitely have Warren Zevon's Werewolves of London on it.
Well, he's nothing if not consistent. At least I didn't have to go to the trouble of making a new meme this time.
April 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well, he's nothing if not consistent. At least I didn't have to go to the trouble of making a new meme this time.
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Elon and Turmp in here doing demolition and not knowing what's load-bearing. It will end how any carpenter worth her salt knows it will.
April 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Elon and Turmp in here doing demolition and not knowing what's load-bearing. It will end how any carpenter worth her salt knows it will.
Literally reusing my protest sign from the women's march in 2016 today.
HANDS OFF.
HANDS OFF.
April 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Literally reusing my protest sign from the women's march in 2016 today.
HANDS OFF.
HANDS OFF.
I am watching the next president of the united states break a racist's record. Quote me in 4 years.
April 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I am watching the next president of the united states break a racist's record. Quote me in 4 years.
I feel like if 5 of a man's female friends endorse him, he should get a profile badge that says "preferable to the bear"
March 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I feel like if 5 of a man's female friends endorse him, he should get a profile badge that says "preferable to the bear"
Hey JD, why aren't you wearing a suit? When was the last time you said thank you? So disrespectful.
March 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hey JD, why aren't you wearing a suit? When was the last time you said thank you? So disrespectful.