CB Jones
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Happy Extra Hour Day to All Who Celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Happy Extra Hour Day to All Who Celebrate
I regret to inform you that Halloween candy just doesn't hit the same these days. A formula has been changed somewhere
a man is pointing at the camera with the word what did behind him
ALT: a man is pointing at the camera with the word what did behind him
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November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I regret to inform you that Halloween candy just doesn't hit the same these days. A formula has been changed somewhere
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October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.
I'm not the biggest fan of the over-commercialization of Halloween (and, well, everything), but I was left stunned at a recent excursion to Spirit Halloween that featured a whole-ass haunted subway.
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm not the biggest fan of the over-commercialization of Halloween (and, well, everything), but I was left stunned at a recent excursion to Spirit Halloween that featured a whole-ass haunted subway.
Wasn't there something in the Bible about people worshipping a golden cow?
September 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wasn't there something in the Bible about people worshipping a golden cow?
@sgj.bsky.social
Jade's later years, after she's grown up and has a house and porch all of her own?
Jade's later years, after she's grown up and has a house and porch all of her own?
September 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Jade's later years, after she's grown up and has a house and porch all of her own?
Jade's later years, after she's grown up and has a house and porch all of her own?
Audible sent me a survey asking why I opted out of using their AI narration on my books.
August 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Audible sent me a survey asking why I opted out of using their AI narration on my books.
I have a story in this podcast episode about my favorite dead mall. Also includes dad jokes and references to certain soft rock staples.
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NoSleep Podcast S23E05 - The NoSleep Podcast
It's Episode 05 of Season 23. Tune in to WNSP for tales about sinister senses. "The Last Time I Played Hide and Seek" written by Connor Isaac (Story starts around 00:05:45) Produced by: Claudius Moore...
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August 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have a story in this podcast episode about my favorite dead mall. Also includes dad jokes and references to certain soft rock staples.
share.google/GEsIrQF59TVu...
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The weather right now is uncharacteristically low for the first week of August, so I regret to inform you that I just don't have it in me to share the Natalie Babbit quote about the first week of August.
August 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The weather right now is uncharacteristically low for the first week of August, so I regret to inform you that I just don't have it in me to share the Natalie Babbit quote about the first week of August.
So does this guy just like punk music because of the vibes
The guy behind Punk In The Park shared a statement after bands like Dropkick Murphys said they’ll never play it again due to his support of Donald Trump.
“We don’t have to see eye to eye on everything to come together and enjoy what unites us, great music, good times, and mutual respect,” he says.
“We don’t have to see eye to eye on everything to come together and enjoy what unites us, great music, good times, and mutual respect,” he says.
Punk In The Park Owner Explains Trump Support After Bands Protest
Punk In The Park, a multi-city music festival, has been facing backlash after owner Cameron Collins was called out for donating money to Trump’s 2024 campaign. Bands are dropping off the lineup, and l...
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July 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So does this guy just like punk music because of the vibes
RIP to poet Andrea Gibson. This is one of my favorites of theirs that I have revisited over the years (but one of many)
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Andrea Gibson - The Year of No Grudges (Official Video)
YouTube video by Andrea Gibson
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July 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
RIP to poet Andrea Gibson. This is one of my favorites of theirs that I have revisited over the years (but one of many)
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@patrickbarb.bsky.social
Saw this and thought of "Helicopter Parenting"
Start-up unveils 'Campus Guardian Angel' drones for school safety, can strike at 100 mph share.google/RjLduekpLwFX...
Saw this and thought of "Helicopter Parenting"
Start-up unveils 'Campus Guardian Angel' drones for school safety, can strike at 100 mph share.google/RjLduekpLwFX...
Start-up unveils 'Campus Guardian Angel' drones for school safety, can strike at 100 mph
These drones, small enough to fit in a backpack, are equipped with cameras, metal tips to shatter glass, and pepper ball guns.
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July 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@patrickbarb.bsky.social
Saw this and thought of "Helicopter Parenting"
Start-up unveils 'Campus Guardian Angel' drones for school safety, can strike at 100 mph share.google/RjLduekpLwFX...
Saw this and thought of "Helicopter Parenting"
Start-up unveils 'Campus Guardian Angel' drones for school safety, can strike at 100 mph share.google/RjLduekpLwFX...
Just realized Back to the Future came out 40 years ago. If it had come out today, Marty would have traveled back to the year 1995.
July 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just realized Back to the Future came out 40 years ago. If it had come out today, Marty would have traveled back to the year 1995.
Evil people.
With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.
🚨🚨 NEW: House passes sprawling domestic policy bill, sending it to Trump's desk
Final House vote is 218-214, with TWO Rs voting no (Massie & Fitzpatrick).
Senate passed it 51-50.
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Final House vote is 218-214, with TWO Rs voting no (Massie & Fitzpatrick).
Senate passed it 51-50.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
July 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Evil people.
Found this on Reddit today.
July 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Found this on Reddit today.
Out of nowhere, people on my Facebook are sharing AI generated pics of Peyton Manning with motivational stories attached. In one, an elderly man on hospice has a last request of "one more snap". A call is quietly made. The next day Peyton Manning shows up to grants the dying man his wish
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Out of nowhere, people on my Facebook are sharing AI generated pics of Peyton Manning with motivational stories attached. In one, an elderly man on hospice has a last request of "one more snap". A call is quietly made. The next day Peyton Manning shows up to grants the dying man his wish
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28-year-old Pedro Luis Salazar-Cuervo, who has no known criminal record, was accused by Texas police of being in a Venezuelan gang because they found a photo of him posing with another man with tattoos, his lawyers say.
From ProPublica partner @texastribune.org:
From ProPublica partner @texastribune.org:
Migrant deported to El Salvador after DPS labeled him a member of Tren de Aragua without evidence, lawyer says
Lawyers for Pedro Luis Salazar-Cuervo deny he is a gang member and say the DPS accusation hinges on a photo they found of him standing next to a man with tattoos.
www.texastribune.org
June 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
28-year-old Pedro Luis Salazar-Cuervo, who has no known criminal record, was accused by Texas police of being in a Venezuelan gang because they found a photo of him posing with another man with tattoos, his lawyers say.
From ProPublica partner @texastribune.org:
From ProPublica partner @texastribune.org:
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The wife of an Albuquerque man witnessed federal immigration agents use what she described as unnecessary force in a recent arrest in the South Valley, causing him to be hospitalized.
Now, after returning to ICE custody, no one knows where he is.
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Now, after returning to ICE custody, no one knows where he is.
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ICE arrested an Albuquerque man. He ended up in the hospital. Now no one knows where he is. • Source New Mexico
Last Saturday around 8 a.m., as she followed her husband to a mechanic in Albuquerque’s South Valley, Daniela Marina Diaz-Ortiz says she and her 5-year-old daughter watched, terrified, as federal immi...
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June 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The wife of an Albuquerque man witnessed federal immigration agents use what she described as unnecessary force in a recent arrest in the South Valley, causing him to be hospitalized.
Now, after returning to ICE custody, no one knows where he is.
sourcenm.com/2025/06/11/i...
Now, after returning to ICE custody, no one knows where he is.
sourcenm.com/2025/06/11/i...
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Some books I’ve read of late. Go on, get some @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social @writersjones.bsky.social @claymcleod.bsky.social @meproctor.bsky.social @cbbernard.com @briankeene.bsky.social and James Sallis. Fun was had! #BookSky 📚🪓
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May 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Some books I’ve read of late. Go on, get some @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social @writersjones.bsky.social @claymcleod.bsky.social @meproctor.bsky.social @cbbernard.com @briankeene.bsky.social and James Sallis. Fun was had! #BookSky 📚🪓
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This is so fucking evil and I hope de Oliveira sues them for violation of her civil rights.
Also, they weren’t “threatening” to arrest her.
Also, they weren’t “threatening” to arrest her.
ICE pretended to arrest a 21 yo in order to force her to call her undocumented mother to come leave the house (where she was safe from ICE arrest) to care for her baby. When the mother came, she was abducted and the daughter was suddenly of no interest to ICE.
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May 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is so fucking evil and I hope de Oliveira sues them for violation of her civil rights.
Also, they weren’t “threatening” to arrest her.
Also, they weren’t “threatening” to arrest her.