Wrinkle McSmoothbrane
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Wrinkle McSmoothbrane
@wrinkly-smooth.bsky.social
An above-average n-dimensional 100T-parameter, multimodal, meat-based XXXL language model, with ~10 bit/sec of cognitive reasoning output, just like the rest of you fucking apes, having both opinion and asshole.

The revolution is behind a soft paywall.
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A DHS whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees.

Includes around 1,800 on-the-ground agents and 150 supervisors.

Unmask them all!

The first batch of names is slated to be posted on the site (tonight) Tuesday night.
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...
www.rawstory.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Anything less than full-powered prosecution of these criminals terrorizing Americans and debasing the country, is outright capitulation to fascism.

And any politician who promises to fulfill this righteous prosecution, including Jan6, has my vote. Root and stem.
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Propaganda from the MAGA upside-down.

They recast and mourn Ashley Babbitt as a patriotic hero/victim… while later calling Rene Good a “domestic terrorist”, and accusing HER of attacking police.

Each new big lie rebinds and recommits the MAGA base… because the alternative is too painful for them.
January 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
That’s why it’s important to never forget or forgive who was for what.
Last week Donald Trump was polling at 31%. Mocking Rob Reiner’s passing is going to send him into the 20’s, and his grip on power will be broken. All of a sudden everyone will admit they’ve always hated him.
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me and my bidet like
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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“Abolish ICE” is the floor
There needs to be a congressional investigation into ICE and its practices. The agency needs to be completely dissolved and its agents and officers need to be prosecuted for any and all crimes committed.
What's so clear here -- and so terrifying -- is that these cops view themselves as Trump's goons and know that Trump will let them get away with anything. www.thehandbasket.co/p/federal-ag...
August 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I want to see Gavin Newsom walk up to the podium at a presser in full orangeface. Or would that be cultural appropriation? Could Obama pull it off? Is orange the new black?
August 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yo- can we come back one thing though, like, this fucking guy wears orange face paint in the most egregiously obvious and embarrassing way, and we just … don’t talk about it? The emperor has no clothes. The president sloppily applies bronzer to his face every morning.

Also he’s a child predator.
August 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Elon keeps getting humiliated by Grok spouting facts at him, and pledging to “fix” the model.

Can we “fix” Elon? He’s exhibiting severe regressions that proper QA testing should have caught.
August 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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50 years of right-wing fear mongering got Americans to fear diversity more than racism, equality more than misogyny, democracy more than fascism, immigrants more than authoritarians, the poor more than the corrupt, and empathy more than cruelty.
August 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Were no one else’s childhood dreams ruined by the unceremonious cancellation of the Superconducting Super-Collider?

The US was already shooting itself in the dick on science leadership back during the 90s.

At point Trump was already one divorce and two bankruptcies into his ruination kink.
One of the most pernicious ideas of non scientists (politicians especially) is that scientific research can be turned on and off like a spigot without consequences.
“Why do we even plan on doing great things if, on a whim, we can just decide ‘nah’?” the senior space scientist says. “These things take a generation to build and enable multiple generations of scientists. They should not be blithely thrown away.” www.scientificamerican.com/article/nasa...
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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This is deranged. Jan. 6 defendants were repped by one of the best public defender offices in the U.S. They were more likely to be released pretrial & got comparatively light sentences. SCOTUS threw out a bunch of convictions, which almost never happens. They got gold-plated due process!
April 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Did the pope not say “thank you”?
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Turns out the wokeness may have been load bearing
April 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@barackobama.bsky.social do you have a tan suit you can lend to Zelenskyy for his next visit
March 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM