Weight Release Brandon
@wrbrandon.bsky.social
Over 40 fella that used to weigh over 600lbs! I've released over 270lbs (so far!) by practicing a philosophy of Tolerance. Benevolence, and Discipline. (6'4")
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I was born in the 80's, so I think the fact that all of the clocks are synched up now is amazing.
November 17, 2023 at 12:22 AM
I was born in the 80's, so I think the fact that all of the clocks are synched up now is amazing.
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Hello! I am Fairuz an illustrator and hobbyist background artist! I am new here haha, nice to see ya!
August 20, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Hello! I am Fairuz an illustrator and hobbyist background artist! I am new here haha, nice to see ya!
There are scribbled post-it notes all over my desk, and under my keyboards.
I should get rid of some of them, but...
I should get rid of some of them, but...
November 17, 2023 at 12:08 AM
There are scribbled post-it notes all over my desk, and under my keyboards.
I should get rid of some of them, but...
I should get rid of some of them, but...
I would tell you that as a boy I used to play "Zillion" on the Sega Master System, but you don't know what either of those things are.
November 17, 2023 at 12:05 AM
I would tell you that as a boy I used to play "Zillion" on the Sega Master System, but you don't know what either of those things are.
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I aggressively push a Kleenex box into your back because I know how much you enjoy deep tissue massage
November 16, 2023 at 11:55 PM
I aggressively push a Kleenex box into your back because I know how much you enjoy deep tissue massage
If you've never played Half-Life, it's a story worth going through.
You are Gordon Freeman, an MIT physicist working at "Black Mesa", a hidden research complex in the Nevada desert.
During an experiment, something goes terribly wrong and the military is sent in to "control" the situation.
You are Gordon Freeman, an MIT physicist working at "Black Mesa", a hidden research complex in the Nevada desert.
During an experiment, something goes terribly wrong and the military is sent in to "control" the situation.
November 16, 2023 at 11:50 PM
If you've never played Half-Life, it's a story worth going through.
You are Gordon Freeman, an MIT physicist working at "Black Mesa", a hidden research complex in the Nevada desert.
During an experiment, something goes terribly wrong and the military is sent in to "control" the situation.
You are Gordon Freeman, an MIT physicist working at "Black Mesa", a hidden research complex in the Nevada desert.
During an experiment, something goes terribly wrong and the military is sent in to "control" the situation.
If you're not following Blaine Capatch you're missing out. 😂
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Kenny Rogers in the 25th Century
November 8, 2023 at 8:10 PM
If you're not following Blaine Capatch you're missing out. 😂
I'm 41, so I don't chain drink coffee anymore. I chain drink Chamomile tea and try not to freak out.
October 31, 2023 at 10:48 PM
I'm 41, so I don't chain drink coffee anymore. I chain drink Chamomile tea and try not to freak out.
My new neighbors painted pumpkins and put up lights for Halloween. I'm sure they have candy to give out, it's just that we're in an apartment complex and for the last two years we haven't seen any trick or treaters.
I feel like they'll be disappointed, so I'm going to give them all my extra candy.
I feel like they'll be disappointed, so I'm going to give them all my extra candy.
October 31, 2023 at 10:47 PM
My new neighbors painted pumpkins and put up lights for Halloween. I'm sure they have candy to give out, it's just that we're in an apartment complex and for the last two years we haven't seen any trick or treaters.
I feel like they'll be disappointed, so I'm going to give them all my extra candy.
I feel like they'll be disappointed, so I'm going to give them all my extra candy.
Do you pronounce "Elon" as "E-Lawn", or "Ellen"?
October 27, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Do you pronounce "Elon" as "E-Lawn", or "Ellen"?
How do I filter out all the political posts? I came here to read a different kind of BS.
October 27, 2023 at 5:12 PM
How do I filter out all the political posts? I came here to read a different kind of BS.
Kinda weird how the "Transformers" movie franchise hasn't crossed over into the "Fast and Furious" movie franchise, yet.
October 26, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Kinda weird how the "Transformers" movie franchise hasn't crossed over into the "Fast and Furious" movie franchise, yet.
Now I'm ascending out of depression valley and my demeanor is lighter.
My therapist talked to me a bit about Ketamine infusion therapy. I'm not really sure what to make of it other than it seems very expensive for a full course of treatment, and it sort of sounds like a magic bullet.
I'm wary.
My therapist talked to me a bit about Ketamine infusion therapy. I'm not really sure what to make of it other than it seems very expensive for a full course of treatment, and it sort of sounds like a magic bullet.
I'm wary.
Today I went to the gym and someone asked me how I was, so I told them.
I'm not good. I'm going through an episode of depression and anxiety. Work is rough, my family is going through a crisis, and I feel like I'm falling apart.
They hugged me, which was nice.
I'll try to hold on to that feeling.
I'm not good. I'm going through an episode of depression and anxiety. Work is rough, my family is going through a crisis, and I feel like I'm falling apart.
They hugged me, which was nice.
I'll try to hold on to that feeling.
What does anxiety & depression look like?
I spent most of the weekend with my eyes shut, listening to YouTube videos.
I got through today on an hour by hour basis.
I'm looking forward to a NAMI support group tonight.
I'm not sure I have the ability to be positive right now.
I am profoundly sad.
I spent most of the weekend with my eyes shut, listening to YouTube videos.
I got through today on an hour by hour basis.
I'm looking forward to a NAMI support group tonight.
I'm not sure I have the ability to be positive right now.
I am profoundly sad.
October 6, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Now I'm ascending out of depression valley and my demeanor is lighter.
My therapist talked to me a bit about Ketamine infusion therapy. I'm not really sure what to make of it other than it seems very expensive for a full course of treatment, and it sort of sounds like a magic bullet.
I'm wary.
My therapist talked to me a bit about Ketamine infusion therapy. I'm not really sure what to make of it other than it seems very expensive for a full course of treatment, and it sort of sounds like a magic bullet.
I'm wary.
Today I went to the gym and someone asked me how I was, so I told them.
I'm not good. I'm going through an episode of depression and anxiety. Work is rough, my family is going through a crisis, and I feel like I'm falling apart.
They hugged me, which was nice.
I'll try to hold on to that feeling.
I'm not good. I'm going through an episode of depression and anxiety. Work is rough, my family is going through a crisis, and I feel like I'm falling apart.
They hugged me, which was nice.
I'll try to hold on to that feeling.
What does anxiety & depression look like?
I spent most of the weekend with my eyes shut, listening to YouTube videos.
I got through today on an hour by hour basis.
I'm looking forward to a NAMI support group tonight.
I'm not sure I have the ability to be positive right now.
I am profoundly sad.
I spent most of the weekend with my eyes shut, listening to YouTube videos.
I got through today on an hour by hour basis.
I'm looking forward to a NAMI support group tonight.
I'm not sure I have the ability to be positive right now.
I am profoundly sad.
October 3, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Today I went to the gym and someone asked me how I was, so I told them.
I'm not good. I'm going through an episode of depression and anxiety. Work is rough, my family is going through a crisis, and I feel like I'm falling apart.
They hugged me, which was nice.
I'll try to hold on to that feeling.
I'm not good. I'm going through an episode of depression and anxiety. Work is rough, my family is going through a crisis, and I feel like I'm falling apart.
They hugged me, which was nice.
I'll try to hold on to that feeling.
What does anxiety & depression look like?
I spent most of the weekend with my eyes shut, listening to YouTube videos.
I got through today on an hour by hour basis.
I'm looking forward to a NAMI support group tonight.
I'm not sure I have the ability to be positive right now.
I am profoundly sad.
I spent most of the weekend with my eyes shut, listening to YouTube videos.
I got through today on an hour by hour basis.
I'm looking forward to a NAMI support group tonight.
I'm not sure I have the ability to be positive right now.
I am profoundly sad.
October 2, 2023 at 11:58 PM
What does anxiety & depression look like?
I spent most of the weekend with my eyes shut, listening to YouTube videos.
I got through today on an hour by hour basis.
I'm looking forward to a NAMI support group tonight.
I'm not sure I have the ability to be positive right now.
I am profoundly sad.
I spent most of the weekend with my eyes shut, listening to YouTube videos.
I got through today on an hour by hour basis.
I'm looking forward to a NAMI support group tonight.
I'm not sure I have the ability to be positive right now.
I am profoundly sad.
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49. Just found out this bit is being cut for time
September 27, 2023 at 7:06 PM
49. Just found out this bit is being cut for time
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whoops! those were for my wife
1. Tell them you’re Andy Dick and to google Andy Dick, Andy Dick
2. Hide all the Splenda, Glenda
3. See them in hell, Belle
4. Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, Darrell
5. Hide under their sectional sofa, Sectional Sofia
1. Tell them you’re Andy Dick and to google Andy Dick, Andy Dick
2. Hide all the Splenda, Glenda
3. See them in hell, Belle
4. Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, Darrell
5. Hide under their sectional sofa, Sectional Sofia
September 27, 2023 at 6:42 PM
whoops! those were for my wife
1. Tell them you’re Andy Dick and to google Andy Dick, Andy Dick
2. Hide all the Splenda, Glenda
3. See them in hell, Belle
4. Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, Darrell
5. Hide under their sectional sofa, Sectional Sofia
1. Tell them you’re Andy Dick and to google Andy Dick, Andy Dick
2. Hide all the Splenda, Glenda
3. See them in hell, Belle
4. Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, Darrell
5. Hide under their sectional sofa, Sectional Sofia
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here are fifty more ways to leave your lover just in case
1. Insist that you’re French, Dench
2. Insist that you’re Dench, French
3. Tell them you’re Moby’s Flowbee, Toby
4. Emit some weird smells, Belz
5. Leave Æsop on the shelf, Æ A-12
1. Insist that you’re French, Dench
2. Insist that you’re Dench, French
3. Tell them you’re Moby’s Flowbee, Toby
4. Emit some weird smells, Belz
5. Leave Æsop on the shelf, Æ A-12
September 27, 2023 at 6:22 PM
here are fifty more ways to leave your lover just in case
1. Insist that you’re French, Dench
2. Insist that you’re Dench, French
3. Tell them you’re Moby’s Flowbee, Toby
4. Emit some weird smells, Belz
5. Leave Æsop on the shelf, Æ A-12
1. Insist that you’re French, Dench
2. Insist that you’re Dench, French
3. Tell them you’re Moby’s Flowbee, Toby
4. Emit some weird smells, Belz
5. Leave Æsop on the shelf, Æ A-12
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okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
September 27, 2023 at 6:00 PM
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
So anyway, I think Captain Pike is going to attack the Gorn at the start of next season. Regardless of whether or not the colonists are part of the federation, the Gorn kidnapped Starfleet officers right off the planet.
Shields up, red alert, evasive pattern "Navia", fire at will!
#StarTrek
Shields up, red alert, evasive pattern "Navia", fire at will!
#StarTrek
September 27, 2023 at 6:20 PM
So anyway, I think Captain Pike is going to attack the Gorn at the start of next season. Regardless of whether or not the colonists are part of the federation, the Gorn kidnapped Starfleet officers right off the planet.
Shields up, red alert, evasive pattern "Navia", fire at will!
#StarTrek
Shields up, red alert, evasive pattern "Navia", fire at will!
#StarTrek
If you're coming home and coping with the day you've had all through the night, most nights, perhaps it's time to begin cultivating new career opportunities.
Don't quit your job, we all need money, but we can begin moving towards something that will leave us feeling more fulfilled, than run down.
Don't quit your job, we all need money, but we can begin moving towards something that will leave us feeling more fulfilled, than run down.
September 25, 2023 at 11:05 PM
If you're coming home and coping with the day you've had all through the night, most nights, perhaps it's time to begin cultivating new career opportunities.
Don't quit your job, we all need money, but we can begin moving towards something that will leave us feeling more fulfilled, than run down.
Don't quit your job, we all need money, but we can begin moving towards something that will leave us feeling more fulfilled, than run down.
Arrows are fun because you can be both stabbed AND shot at the same time, technically.
September 25, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Arrows are fun because you can be both stabbed AND shot at the same time, technically.
Anybody want a peanut?
fool people into thinking you're Andre the Giant by drinking beer from a D battery
September 25, 2023 at 10:54 PM
Anybody want a peanut?