Crystal
wrathmuffin.bsky.social
Crystal
@wrathmuffin.bsky.social
recovering competence fetishist, common foodie, Chicagoan
Are you adopted yourself?
September 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My therapist hit me with, "is a napping kitten lazy?" (after I described myself as lazy).

I decided that neither I nor that kitten are lazy for needing the nap.
May 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
🎶we like the moon! 🎵🎶but not as much as a spoon 🎶cause that's more good for eating soup🎵🎶unless it has got many vegetables🎵
May 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hot
March 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
And joylessness is freaking exhausting
February 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
what? I do not think I would be physically able to eat 3 dozen cookies what are you even going at me about FFS
January 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Also, I can't eat 3 dozen cookies, which is the recipe yield. And I don't have enough freezer space to keep all that in queue.
January 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Reposted by Crystal
You can measure an economy's actual, real life, concrete health by: are people able to do their own weird shit?

Do they have money to survive doing their weird shit? Do they have the free time to do that weird shit?

Fuck the metrics, just look for the dirtbags and artists and musicians and writers
December 16, 2024 at 12:22 PM
"no comment" is so easy it's 3 syllables
December 9, 2024 at 6:53 PM
The census bureau thinks Ohio is in the Midwest
August 27, 2024 at 11:02 PM
So they just appear then without ancestors? Wild!
July 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by Crystal
If someone is being weird and harmful then it’s not ableist or weird to call them weird and harmful because weird and harmful is the hill THEY choose to throw them on as well as what they embrace. Words matter, can have multiple meanings & sometimes serve as VERY accurate descriptors and warnings.
July 29, 2024 at 5:13 AM