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Wout 🚐💨🖼️
@woutvanfart.bsky.social
I was doing shitloads of cocaine
The Cure for the Common Meme
So I ended up doing exactly this (well not every episode but...) and it's not pointed out often enough that almost everybody uses this meme wrong. (Don is intensely jealous of / threatened by Ginsberg and thinks about him constantly!)
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What a confusing headline
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Every Thunder game is a horror movie.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
F*cking @nytimes.com spoiled the Great British Baking Show winner and the final episode JUST released. Do better!
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Incredible to finally hear @robhatch.bsky.social back on comms for #illombardia2025.
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
bUt ReMcO hAD tEaMmAtEs
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Worst state in education and look what we’re dealing with here.
INBOX- State Superintendent Ryan Walters says after investigating reports that came in through Awareity, they've identified 70 certified teachers from 44 districts who've made statements regarding Charlie Kirk's murder and 12 school districts who did not participate in a moment of silence. #oklahoma
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mads Pedersen has a new super-fuel, and it's made of broccoli sprouts:

'Nomio' drink claims to reduce lactate by 12 percent and plans on dominating the world of endurance:

'Our goal is that all athletes going to LA Olympics will use it.'

https://bit.ly/4naBdHW

Are Nomio Broccoli Shots the New Magic Bullet?
'Our goal is that all athletes at the LA Olympics will be using Nomio': Pedersen's broccoli drink claims to reduce lactate by 12 percent.
velo.outsideonline.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Very clear the protesters have a blatant disregard for a properly timed recovery meal. Shame on them!

#lavuelta25
September 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
MVdP is washed
September 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“I made a bet with Jonas that if he won the Vuelta, he wouldn’t have to go to China” - Grischa, probably

#lavuelta25
September 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
TADEJ IS WASHED
September 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Not aero
September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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My favorite victory thus far of 2025

#procycling #tdf2025
August 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
September 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Visma Borrow a Bike
🚲 Visma ✨Lease a Bike✨ #LaVuelta25
September 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Yea, prob best to focus on home life now
September 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can they just ride the Vuelta on Zwift?
September 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
STUPID PEACOCK TAKING A COMMERCIAL BREAK RIGHT NOW MY GOD

#LAVUELTA2025
August 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
KAT
My wife and I foster kittens and get to give them their shelter names. So far we’ve had:

Steph Purry
Larry Birder
Victor Wembenyameow
Napheesa Pawllier
Myles Purrner
The Treat Freak
Sweetbabyangel Reese
Chelsea Grey
Charles Meowly
Pawz Reid
August 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
How embarrassing

#bikesky
#couchpeloton
August 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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He can be taken out at 60 km/h, slide across the floor and crash into other bikes, but remount, chase back to the peloton at full speed, get back on, let the pretenders jockey it out on the steepest part of the climbs, and then crush their dreams just at the right moment. Vingegaard is here to win.
August 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ok, this is good
Ready to race! 🤘

🇩🇰 FOLDAGER
🇳🇱 BOUWMAN
🇦🇹 GAMPER
🇩🇰 JUUL-JENSEN
August 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Honestly, think it comes down to age. As he gets older, people will start to lose faith as he declines.

#procycling #couchpeloton
What’s it going to take?

I think about this every damn day
August 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM