Napoleon bonerfart
@worstaidkit.bsky.social
Coping with the end of America through dad jokes
It's gonna be webdings
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's gonna be webdings
That thing they say about every accusation being a confession
Trump had two mortgages he claimed were primary dwellings, records show www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump had two mortgages he claimed were primary dwellings, records show www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump had two mortgages he claimed were primary dwellings, records show
President did same thing his administration is now calling ‘mortgage fraud’ in case against Fed governor Lisa Cook
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That thing they say about every accusation being a confession
Trump had two mortgages he claimed were primary dwellings, records show www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump had two mortgages he claimed were primary dwellings, records show www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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This screenshot is probably what you should send your congress person in reply to the next fundraising text or email.
September 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This screenshot is probably what you should send your congress person in reply to the next fundraising text or email.
Trump FCC is going to force HBO to show Hodor's mom taking Tylenol
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump FCC is going to force HBO to show Hodor's mom taking Tylenol
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Autism was first differentiated from schizophrenia in 1911.
Autism was fully recognized as a distinct condition in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t introduced until 1955.
Anyone who tells you Tylenol causes Autism is completely full of shit.
Autism was fully recognized as a distinct condition in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t introduced until 1955.
Anyone who tells you Tylenol causes Autism is completely full of shit.
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Autism was first differentiated from schizophrenia in 1911.
Autism was fully recognized as a distinct condition in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t introduced until 1955.
Anyone who tells you Tylenol causes Autism is completely full of shit.
Autism was fully recognized as a distinct condition in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t introduced until 1955.
Anyone who tells you Tylenol causes Autism is completely full of shit.
Primary your democrat
@neal.house.gov You voted to honor a man who said that God’s perfect law on homosexuality was a bible verse advocating for gay people like me to be stoned. I will do everything I can to make sure you are never reelected. You are a scumbag.
September 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Primary your democrat
Look who's making comedy illegal now
September 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Look who's making comedy illegal now
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When you publish a website that posts the names and photos of scholars who have written or said things you disagree with and encourage people to surveil and harass them, you are not, in fact, a “free speech” organization.
It is quite simply dishonest to describe TPUSA as a “free speech” organization and not even mention the “Professor Watchlist,” as NPR just did. Reporting on a crime does not entail adopting the victim’s views.
September 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
When you publish a website that posts the names and photos of scholars who have written or said things you disagree with and encourage people to surveil and harass them, you are not, in fact, a “free speech” organization.
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The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
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NEW: No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way. That's what Ezra Klein said. We can condemn this heinous assassination but also recognize that with his 2020 election denialism and extremist rhetoric, Kirk built his movement with falsehoods and in a wrong and divisive manner.
No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way
His assassination deserves full condemnation; his full impact should not be sidestepped.
www.motherjones.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NEW: No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way. That's what Ezra Klein said. We can condemn this heinous assassination but also recognize that with his 2020 election denialism and extremist rhetoric, Kirk built his movement with falsehoods and in a wrong and divisive manner.
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I keep hearing, if we do basically ANYTHING to shut this down “he will declare an emergency & use Martial Law”.
IT IS ALREADY HAPPENING!! He HAS declared NINE emergencies in 8 months! We have MILITARY being deployed into cities.
He WILL suspend elections.
The time for revolution is NOW.
IT IS ALREADY HAPPENING!! He HAS declared NINE emergencies in 8 months! We have MILITARY being deployed into cities.
He WILL suspend elections.
The time for revolution is NOW.
September 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I keep hearing, if we do basically ANYTHING to shut this down “he will declare an emergency & use Martial Law”.
IT IS ALREADY HAPPENING!! He HAS declared NINE emergencies in 8 months! We have MILITARY being deployed into cities.
He WILL suspend elections.
The time for revolution is NOW.
IT IS ALREADY HAPPENING!! He HAS declared NINE emergencies in 8 months! We have MILITARY being deployed into cities.
He WILL suspend elections.
The time for revolution is NOW.
Going to do my duty as a white guy to say everything in a borat voice to throw off their scent
In light of today’s SCOTUS decision, every person of color with an accent in the US should probably carry proof of citizenship with them at all times - while working and everywhere they go. If you don’t want to be in a detention facility awaiting a friend or relative to bring it.
September 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Going to do my duty as a white guy to say everything in a borat voice to throw off their scent
Mike is on the list
September 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Mike is on the list
AMERICA IS SO BACK
Breaking: Job growth slowed to a crawl in August. The economy added just 22,000 jobs last month and the unemployment rate rose to 4.3% from 4.2%, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
September 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
AMERICA IS SO BACK
I'd like to congratulate @jd-vance-1.bsky.social on probably being the actual president right now
September 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'd like to congratulate @jd-vance-1.bsky.social on probably being the actual president right now
Trump being photographed today
a cartoon scene with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee
ALT: a cartoon scene with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Trump being photographed today
Held a burger wrong
Maybe ICE shouldn’t have lowered their standards for new recruits.
August 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Held a burger wrong
It would be funny if Gavin Newsom sent the CA national guard to Mississippi
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It would be funny if Gavin Newsom sent the CA national guard to Mississippi
I'm one of many Americans trying to decide between letting the coffee tariffs bankrupt my family and just being sleepy and useless all the time
August 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm one of many Americans trying to decide between letting the coffee tariffs bankrupt my family and just being sleepy and useless all the time
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Okay but then I also need a built in trash cube launcher to turn my car into a Mario Kart
I think an in-car trash compactor that converts trash into tiny energy cubes for later use might also be cool
I see your built in trash can and raise you a built in incinerator that turns your trash into fuel.
August 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Okay but then I also need a built in trash cube launcher to turn my car into a Mario Kart
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Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
August 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
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Femboyardee, is this anything?
August 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Femboyardee, is this anything?