Watching the Yacht Rock doc and Steely Dan’s producer just said “We were all young, full of piss” and folks he neglected to add the vinegar which is CRUCIAL to the expression

i’d love if a girl did something to make me feel special that would be nice

I'm an equal opportunity offender. I'll mock anyone and everyone, whether they're a black gay Muslim, or a queer white Republican, or an Asian quadriplegic who is homosexual. No one is safe from my scathing wit.

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of "soup du jour" each day.

soup night with my beloved

🐌 ✷ 🐱

Doing prank calls to restaurants in and RFK Jr voice and asking if they have any off menu raccoon

gonna force my students to learn about cannibalism today

nine inch nails

yeah ok i’ll post

i wanna boo lestat off the stage so bad