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If I had to write a bio for a dating site, I'd end up single forever.
she/her
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I think first one may be areca palm?
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think first one may be areca palm?
They've been back in school for 3 or more years at this point. We can't keep blaming covid for everything forever. There are major systemic problems in education that have absolutely nothing to do with the pandemic closures.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They've been back in school for 3 or more years at this point. We can't keep blaming covid for everything forever. There are major systemic problems in education that have absolutely nothing to do with the pandemic closures.
They used to say "the personal is political" and we should bring that back
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They used to say "the personal is political" and we should bring that back
I evicted a frog from the bathroom today, and there's still an anole in there because he was too fast for me at 6am .... if anyone at the NYT wants to do a write-up.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I evicted a frog from the bathroom today, and there's still an anole in there because he was too fast for me at 6am .... if anyone at the NYT wants to do a write-up.
Lizards crawl into EVERYONE'S kitchen in Florida, Olivia. You're not special.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Lizards crawl into EVERYONE'S kitchen in Florida, Olivia. You're not special.
if they couldn't find anything they liked in Korean cuisine, it's very possible they just don't like food. like, the entire concept or ingesting nutrients or flavors offends them.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
if they couldn't find anything they liked in Korean cuisine, it's very possible they just don't like food. like, the entire concept or ingesting nutrients or flavors offends them.
Gonna suck when this works for deterrence and we have to give Microsoft credit for saving the world
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Gonna suck when this works for deterrence and we have to give Microsoft credit for saving the world
Not enough people, but a girl can dream
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not enough people, but a girl can dream
"And in sentencing for your decades-long history of human rights violations, for which you have shown a disturbing lack of remorse, you will not be locked up. However, you will have to attend, and meaningfully contribute to, 2 Teams meetings a day for 15 years."
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"And in sentencing for your decades-long history of human rights violations, for which you have shown a disturbing lack of remorse, you will not be locked up. However, you will have to attend, and meaningfully contribute to, 2 Teams meetings a day for 15 years."
"winter trip to Fairbanks" goes back on the bucket list 🥶
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"winter trip to Fairbanks" goes back on the bucket list 🥶
yeah we tried :( all we get is the city glow from downtown
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
yeah we tried :( all we get is the city glow from downtown
DAMMIT
I'm like only 25 miles north of you and Milton took out the streetlight in front of my house but I've put on my sweater and shivered out into the cold twice so far and NOTHING 😡
I'm like only 25 miles north of you and Milton took out the streetlight in front of my house but I've put on my sweater and shivered out into the cold twice so far and NOTHING 😡
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
DAMMIT
I'm like only 25 miles north of you and Milton took out the streetlight in front of my house but I've put on my sweater and shivered out into the cold twice so far and NOTHING 😡
I'm like only 25 miles north of you and Milton took out the streetlight in front of my house but I've put on my sweater and shivered out into the cold twice so far and NOTHING 😡
Ohhhhhhhhh.
I thought it was for Veteran's Day and I was so confused because that wasn't a flags-down day before 🤦
I thought it was for Veteran's Day and I was so confused because that wasn't a flags-down day before 🤦
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Ohhhhhhhhh.
I thought it was for Veteran's Day and I was so confused because that wasn't a flags-down day before 🤦
I thought it was for Veteran's Day and I was so confused because that wasn't a flags-down day before 🤦
While being RESPONSIBLE. FOR A. LAUDED. INSTITUTION. OF. HIGHER! EDUCATION!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
While being RESPONSIBLE. FOR A. LAUDED. INSTITUTION. OF. HIGHER! EDUCATION!!
At this rate, before they could even get him into court, Trump's going to self-destruct from seeing how his friends/associates/partners-in-crime talked about him
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
At this rate, before they could even get him into court, Trump's going to self-destruct from seeing how his friends/associates/partners-in-crime talked about him
sometimes I think they only have 2 modes: "Go for a walk and eat a salad & if that doesn't help, you're imagining it" or "Here's an appointment for every test known to the profession. Maybe one of them will be relevant."
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
sometimes I think they only have 2 modes: "Go for a walk and eat a salad & if that doesn't help, you're imagining it" or "Here's an appointment for every test known to the profession. Maybe one of them will be relevant."
Larry why do you email like you're texting on a 2008 era phone?
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Larry why do you email like you're texting on a 2008 era phone?