Work For Ice
@workforice.com
Were you voted "Most Likely to Face a War Crimes Tribunal" in high school? You are perfect to join our secret army of henchmen. Heroes need not apply, we only hire Zeros. (This is a parody website and profile)
https://WorkForIce.com
https://WorkForIce.com
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The dummies at DHS\ICE left this URL available, so I moved into the shadows to build them the recruitment site they actually deserve.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
It is because we don't have any training.
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."
January 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It is because we don't have any training.
Join Ice. Thoughtless liar Kristi will lie for you, with a cross on her neck.
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January 25, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Join Ice. Thoughtless liar Kristi will lie for you, with a cross on her neck.
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Kyle Rittenhouse could work for ICE. He meets our minimum standards.
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Kyle Rittenhouse could work for ICE. He meets our minimum standards.
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The nurses are pissed
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The nurses are pissed
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There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
Ice hire's the domestic terrorists, this guy was not on our payroll.
Trump Unleashes the War on Terror Against Americans. How Many More Must Die?
The Trump Admin justifies ICE's murder of Alex Pretti, a U.S. citizen, by accusing him of being a "domestic terrorist." Who still supports and funds the War on Terror against Americans?
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
The Trump Admin justifies ICE's murder of Alex Pretti, a U.S. citizen, by accusing him of being a "domestic terrorist." Who still supports and funds the War on Terror against Americans?
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Ice hire's the domestic terrorists, this guy was not on our payroll.
Dang, was hoping we could recruit from here. Y'all are making this hard on us!
January 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Dang, was hoping we could recruit from here. Y'all are making this hard on us!
(taking a moment out from parody)...this is too grim to make any joke about. Peace to this person, and bless the people on the front lines in opposition.
(will get back to making fun of ice soon, but heart broken about this for now).
(will get back to making fun of ice soon, but heart broken about this for now).
There has been another shooting involving federal agents in Minneapolis and I am working to get more information. I will update as soon as possible. To the Trump administration and the Republicans in Congress who have stood silent: Get ICE out of our state NOW.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
(taking a moment out from parody)...this is too grim to make any joke about. Peace to this person, and bless the people on the front lines in opposition.
(will get back to making fun of ice soon, but heart broken about this for now).
(will get back to making fun of ice soon, but heart broken about this for now).
"Qualified Immunity" while it lasts!
BTW, Does anyone know how long the statute of limitations is on hate crimes? Asking for a friend.
BTW, Does anyone know how long the statute of limitations is on hate crimes? Asking for a friend.
Ro Khanna: “J.D. Vance just doesn't know the law. There's never been absolute immunity for ICE officers — they can be prosecuted, they usually are prosecuted criminally for violations. There is qualified immunity, means if they don't clearly violate civil rights statutes, they can't face civil suit”
January 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
"Qualified Immunity" while it lasts!
BTW, Does anyone know how long the statute of limitations is on hate crimes? Asking for a friend.
BTW, Does anyone know how long the statute of limitations is on hate crimes? Asking for a friend.
ICE does target based on race, it's true.
On his trip to MN yesterday, Vance said DHS wasn’t targeting people based on race.
Not only is that false, remember, this Admin took a case to SCOTUS specifically arguing they should be allowed to do that.
Trump’s SCOTUS ruled in their favor.
Don't be fooled by their lies.
Not only is that false, remember, this Admin took a case to SCOTUS specifically arguing they should be allowed to do that.
Trump’s SCOTUS ruled in their favor.
Don't be fooled by their lies.
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
ICE does target based on race, it's true.
You can join Kash's elite Jet Ski Patrol
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can join Kash's elite Jet Ski Patrol
Uh oh. Not sure what I am going to tell the fellas.
Ro Khanna: “J.D. Vance just doesn't know the law. There's never been absolute immunity for ICE officers — they can be prosecuted, they usually are prosecuted criminally for violations. There is qualified immunity, means if they don't clearly violate civil rights statutes, they can't face civil suit”
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Uh oh. Not sure what I am going to tell the fellas.
This guy is going to make our jobs so hard!
Blumenthal: "I'm a no vote on that spending bill unless there are conditions that require ICE to go to a judge, to get a warrant, as well as other kinds of constraints -- the use of masks, the non-identification, the unmarked cars. These secret police, totalitarian tactics need to be stopped."
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This guy is going to make our jobs so hard!
January 23, 2026 at 8:05 PM
C'mon, won't you let us pee-pee in peace?
This is not the Minnesota Nice we were expecting.
This is not the Minnesota Nice we were expecting.
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
C'mon, won't you let us pee-pee in peace?
This is not the Minnesota Nice we were expecting.
This is not the Minnesota Nice we were expecting.
I like this guys logo, what can I say?
Jim Jordan is a TOTAL DOUCHBAG‼️HE is a Pedophile Protector. When the Democrats take the House back they need to investigate this DOUCHBAG.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I like this guys logo, what can I say?
The accordion is how daddy does the weave!
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The accordion is how daddy does the weave!
Work for ISIS does have a nice ring.
January 23, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Work for ISIS does have a nice ring.
Because we promised we would go after the criminals! Did you know Liam took two lollypops after his latest Dr visit. The sign clearly said "Only One Lollypop".
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Because we promised we would go after the criminals! Did you know Liam took two lollypops after his latest Dr visit. The sign clearly said "Only One Lollypop".
Please don't do that to us Ro. We need all your billions to buy the boots we want to hold to your head.
Today, there's a vote to triple the ICE budget.
Here is what is going on and why I am leading the opposition to vote no.
Here is what is going on and why I am leading the opposition to vote no.
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Please don't do that to us Ro. We need all your billions to buy the boots we want to hold to your head.
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We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Work For Ice supports this message.
Join ICE. Become the next Whistleblower!
Whistleblowers just shared a memo showing DHS instructing ICE to force their way into peoples' houses without a proper warrant. Why is this not on all the networks right now? This is a criminal conspiracy to violate rights under color of law.
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Join ICE. Become the next Whistleblower!
Join ICE. If you bring in a 5 year old client, you only will get half credit though.
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Join ICE. If you bring in a 5 year old client, you only will get half credit though.
I am not sure who has the time or money to do something like this, but I applaud them.
A giant twelve foot tribute to Jeffrey Epstein-Donald Trump’s infamous birthday card has been erected in the National Mall, Washington.
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January 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I am not sure who has the time or money to do something like this, but I applaud them.
The dummies at DHS\ICE left this URL available, so I moved into the shadows to build them the recruitment site they actually deserve.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The dummies at DHS\ICE left this URL available, so I moved into the shadows to build them the recruitment site they actually deserve.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.