Wheat 🌾
@wordywheat.bsky.social
I draw a little 🖍️
I write a little ✏️
I dream a lot 😴 💭
I write a little ✏️
I dream a lot 😴 💭
Earlier today I texted someone that I was at work, and autocorrect changed “work” to “war”.
I’ve never felt more seen.
I’ve never felt more seen.
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Earlier today I texted someone that I was at work, and autocorrect changed “work” to “war”.
I’ve never felt more seen.
I’ve never felt more seen.
Gotta keep up with the latest trends. 🐶
New list of medieval dog names just dropped.
A List of 1,065 Medieval Dog Names: Nosewise, Garlik, Havegoodday & More
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Gotta keep up with the latest trends. 🐶
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Dear Wheat, dear Bridget,
I made this little Moa & Kiwi doodle especially for you. 💖
...so glad that Jemaine came across your post and found time to reply to you both!
I made this little Moa & Kiwi doodle especially for you. 💖
...so glad that Jemaine came across your post and found time to reply to you both!
April 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Dear Wheat, dear Bridget,
I made this little Moa & Kiwi doodle especially for you. 💖
...so glad that Jemaine came across your post and found time to reply to you both!
I made this little Moa & Kiwi doodle especially for you. 💖
...so glad that Jemaine came across your post and found time to reply to you both!
@jemaineclement.bsky.social, it’s my bday tomorrow and I was going to ask you to wish me a happy one, but could you, instead, tell my friend Bridget, @vladmyheart.bsky.social, to get well soon and that she is loved. (She’s in the hospital again.) It would mean a lot to her. And to me.
April 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
@jemaineclement.bsky.social, it’s my bday tomorrow and I was going to ask you to wish me a happy one, but could you, instead, tell my friend Bridget, @vladmyheart.bsky.social, to get well soon and that she is loved. (She’s in the hospital again.) It would mean a lot to her. And to me.
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Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy.
Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media.
That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning.
It's Fascism 101.
Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media.
That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning.
It's Fascism 101.
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy.
Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media.
That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning.
It's Fascism 101.
Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media.
That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning.
It's Fascism 101.
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February 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
❤️
i don't do cross stitch but absolutely support the sentiment. i might take up cross stitch...
January 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
❤️
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What We Do in the Blueskies,,,
I have it on good authority,,, cuz I messaged him,,, this is the REAL @jemaineclement.bsky.social
That’s Jemaine,,, not Jermaine.
Like Flavor Flav,,, not Flava Flav.
And NOT this imposter
@ajemaineclement.bsky.social
I have it on good authority,,, cuz I messaged him,,, this is the REAL @jemaineclement.bsky.social
That’s Jemaine,,, not Jermaine.
Like Flavor Flav,,, not Flava Flav.
And NOT this imposter
@ajemaineclement.bsky.social
January 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What We Do in the Blueskies,,,
I have it on good authority,,, cuz I messaged him,,, this is the REAL @jemaineclement.bsky.social
That’s Jemaine,,, not Jermaine.
Like Flavor Flav,,, not Flava Flav.
And NOT this imposter
@ajemaineclement.bsky.social
I have it on good authority,,, cuz I messaged him,,, this is the REAL @jemaineclement.bsky.social
That’s Jemaine,,, not Jermaine.
Like Flavor Flav,,, not Flava Flav.
And NOT this imposter
@ajemaineclement.bsky.social
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May your New Year give you hope that the world can get better. 💪❤️✌️
January 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
May your New Year give you hope that the world can get better. 💪❤️✌️
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It's 2025 already in New Zealand and so far so good... oh no, hold on... IT'S TERRIBLE!! STAY IN 2024!!
December 31, 2024 at 11:45 AM
It's 2025 already in New Zealand and so far so good... oh no, hold on... IT'S TERRIBLE!! STAY IN 2024!!
Apple TV+ is going to be free to stream for 3 days worldwide this upcoming weekend - so if you haven’t watched Time Bandits yet - you just ran out of excuses!!!
sg.news.yahoo.com/apple-tv-fre... @jemaineclement.bsky.social
sg.news.yahoo.com/apple-tv-fre... @jemaineclement.bsky.social
Apple TV+ Will Be Free to Stream for Three Days
Apple is hoping those who don’t subscribe to Apple TV+ will ring in 2025 by binge-watching some of its original TV shows and movies — free for anyone with an Apple ID for three days. The full Apple TV...
sg.news.yahoo.com
December 31, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Apple TV+ is going to be free to stream for 3 days worldwide this upcoming weekend - so if you haven’t watched Time Bandits yet - you just ran out of excuses!!!
sg.news.yahoo.com/apple-tv-fre... @jemaineclement.bsky.social
sg.news.yahoo.com/apple-tv-fre... @jemaineclement.bsky.social
She’s been staring for hours waiting for her nightly dental treat… if I give it to her early, she tries to herd me into bed at 4pm.
December 14, 2024 at 12:03 AM
She’s been staring for hours waiting for her nightly dental treat… if I give it to her early, she tries to herd me into bed at 4pm.
New selfie from Jemaine ❤️
December 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
New selfie from Jemaine ❤️
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See why I'm in the top 98 percent of Onlydads.
December 1, 2024 at 11:47 PM
See why I'm in the top 98 percent of Onlydads.
Really hope @ajemaineclement.bsky.social labels him(her?them?)self correctly or is removed soon. That account has picked up a lot of followers based on deception.
The real Jemaine Clement is @jemaineclement.bsky.social in case you’re wondering.
The real Jemaine Clement is @jemaineclement.bsky.social in case you’re wondering.
1/ With more users joining Bluesky, we know how important it is to identify which accounts are real. Users deserve confidence that the accounts they interact with are authentic.
Sharing some details about our impersonation policy 🧵
Sharing some details about our impersonation policy 🧵
November 30, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Really hope @ajemaineclement.bsky.social labels him(her?them?)self correctly or is removed soon. That account has picked up a lot of followers based on deception.
The real Jemaine Clement is @jemaineclement.bsky.social in case you’re wondering.
The real Jemaine Clement is @jemaineclement.bsky.social in case you’re wondering.
Don’t be confused by the imposter. The real Jemaine is @jemaineclement.bsky.social.
November 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Don’t be confused by the imposter. The real Jemaine is @jemaineclement.bsky.social.
Nobody *likes* that term. 😕
Right? 😟
Right?!? 😩
Right? 😟
Right?!? 😩
Do we really call these skeets? I just skeeted?
November 29, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Nobody *likes* that term. 😕
Right? 😟
Right?!? 😩
Right? 😟
Right?!? 😩
Thanksgiving convo …
9yo Niece: Can I have some more broccoli? (Her THIRD helping! 😯)
Bro-in-law: No, I think you’ve had enough. (😲🤯🤯)
Things are weird in this universe. I wanna go home. 😵💫
9yo Niece: Can I have some more broccoli? (Her THIRD helping! 😯)
Bro-in-law: No, I think you’ve had enough. (😲🤯🤯)
Things are weird in this universe. I wanna go home. 😵💫
November 29, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Thanksgiving convo …
9yo Niece: Can I have some more broccoli? (Her THIRD helping! 😯)
Bro-in-law: No, I think you’ve had enough. (😲🤯🤯)
Things are weird in this universe. I wanna go home. 😵💫
9yo Niece: Can I have some more broccoli? (Her THIRD helping! 😯)
Bro-in-law: No, I think you’ve had enough. (😲🤯🤯)
Things are weird in this universe. I wanna go home. 😵💫
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If you've followed me elsewhere you know that I post a lot of #OnlyDads content. Some of it is quite graphic. Here I am about to measure my tape measures.
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If you've followed me elsewhere you know that I post a lot of #OnlyDads content. Some of it is quite graphic. Here I am about to measure my tape measures.
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