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!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME! I AM TRASH! A GARBAGE BOY!!!
"karl jobst villain arc" i love being on-line sometimes
April 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
bring back sprite comics
'ai is ok for a quick meme' mspaint, basic knowledge of stick figures, and having a modicum of humor is right there
March 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
doing some uncharacteristic normie posting here as opposed to on the site which sucks
March 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
doing research but finding no leads
February 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
L + Ratio + You're fucking stupid + You're white
February 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
fuckin 'ate twitter simple as
July 29, 2024 at 4:26 PM
According to Sky, the LibDems have 'one last stunt' ready for the end of the campaign.
July 3, 2024 at 9:30 PM
these days they lock you up and put you in twitter jail simply for saying someone should kill themselves with a sword
July 3, 2024 at 11:50 AM
saw a hedgehog in the garden. couldnt get a photo. put some water out for it :)
May 11, 2024 at 3:32 PM
"if sydney sweeney's boobs walk into a room" sydney sweeney should have a gun and carte blanche to kill people who write about her
Someone sent this to me and it’s mostly dumb and amusing but there’s actually a core point here worth emphasizing, which is: if I were in a room with Sydney Sweeney I would do my best not ogle here because it’s rude and boorish to do so!
March 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
You cant make a chicken without fucking a few eggs
February 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM
im stil hodling my invite codes the price is going to the moon just you wait
February 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
its free and easy but the enlightened move is to find different tabletop games. There are like 5 million. Start with something accessible, like (mischeivous grin) FATAL
Reminder that stealing from these guys is free and easy!
Jesus Christ
December 12, 2023 at 5:15 PM
skys gone pink again. hope its not a portent or omen
December 12, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Lets fuckin gooooooo
November 16, 2023 at 5:57 PM
This site might be developing a problem
November 7, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Wonton Goodsoup
like & share if you cry every time
November 6, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Wes Streeting: Interesting. Looking into this
'Palantir’s founder Peter Thiel, said the NHS ‘makes people sick’ and that it should embrace privatisation. He even described the British love of the NHS as “Stockholm Syndrome”,and the whole organisation should be ripped up and started again.'

Via NE Bylines

northeastbylines.co.uk/the-problem-...
November 4, 2023 at 1:48 PM
November 2, 2023 at 9:50 AM
my job at the commune is making model ships or other comically tedious monastic endeavour. Everyone will think I'm wise or something (i will still be dumb as a post)
October 29, 2023 at 7:57 PM
like two days ago will claimed these "hipster losers" were influencing millions of voters
every single day these NYC hipster losers tweet about me like 100 times. if you didn’t know better you might begin to think that the only thing they really care about is internet drama
October 29, 2023 at 2:19 PM
The entirety of the left combined is probably swaying fewer voters than a typical "Patriots for PROTECTING THE CHILDREN" facebook group
The kamikaze left is convincing millions that the IRA, 3% unemployment, 5% GDP growth, no wars and withdrawal from Afghanistan, are a nightmare. They’re going to get Trump re-elected and in 3 years everyone will not be able to remember why Biden was bad and realize we collectively lost our minds
October 27, 2023 at 3:15 PM
britain is basically three people, "Nothing will ever get better and i'll die in misery", "I like the misery and I think you deserve worse", and "Keir Starmer seems like a decent fella". The third guy is perpetually engaged in "running into painting of tunnel" behaviour
October 26, 2023 at 9:04 PM
I had a dream last night I won a competition through tesco. The prize was a new set of internal organs (all of them except brain), donated by "someone I once knew". I'm not big into dream theory but I feel like there's some serious mileage in that for anyone who is.
October 19, 2023 at 10:01 AM
this hospital bombing is going to make me fully fucking insane. They're gonna get away with it. They always fucking do. Half the press is already selling the IDF's shit
October 17, 2023 at 10:11 PM