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Mike Litzwet
@wonkywick.bsky.social
My pancreas may have given up but I never will.
This presidential address is like watching a bad infomercial. Cathy Mitchell is going to walk on set soon.
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Y’all ever cry for an hour before work while listening to the Judds or is that just me?
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by Mike Litzwet
the wrinkles on men's balls comes from smiling too hard
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Man, RFK Jr and Sean Duffy will do anything except do their jobs.
Trump Cabinet officials Sean P. Duffy and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. did pull-ups and introduced the $1 billion “Make Travel Family Friendly Again” initiative.

The federal funding will be used to improve the passenger experience at airports. https://wapo.st/48WPKSO
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Lordt, there is way too much pole on my feed today. Not mad about it but I won’t be scrolling Bluesky in public today.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sniffies is just a heat map of horniness.
October 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Y’all, I’m trying to design a print ad for work and I’m so uninspired and struggling with ideas for it. Please send back up.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by Mike Litzwet
September 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
All I did this weekend was play Silksong and I don’t have any remorse whatsoever.
September 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on
media.tenor.com
August 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Does anyone else feel like the album Body Talk by Robyn was presented to you at the right place and right time in your life?
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Drag name: Wynona Jugs
July 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I went to my 25-year high school reunion tonight. I told everyone I invented poppers.
July 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I think I want some rhinoplasty.
July 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reposted by Mike Litzwet
May 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This sounds correct

uquiz.com/quiz/D0c6D2/...
June 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Mike Litzwet
Skibidi toilet the chinese chicken
June 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What if it was commonplace to say “Fuck you!” any time someone sneezed?
May 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Normalize Heidi Montag
May 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
* In the tune of Hand in My Pocket” *

I’m full but I’m hungry.
April 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Being gay means getting the 👯 emoji repeatedly on your birthday.
March 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I don’t mean to brag but I’m the hottest guy at the bowling alley bar right now.
March 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I haven’t had a TGIF moment like I have today in a long time.
March 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
In my elder sage daddy era
March 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Reposted by Mike Litzwet
it's paczki season...where in Lansing can you find the tastiest polish pastry? well, here are some reccs at least. (remember: the word paczki is plural! don't add an s!) get you some paczki!
#lovelansing #paczki #maps

www.lansingography.com/2025/03/wher...
March 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM