Mike Litzwet
@wonkywick.bsky.social
My pancreas may have given up but I never will.
This presidential address is like watching a bad infomercial. Cathy Mitchell is going to walk on set soon.
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This presidential address is like watching a bad infomercial. Cathy Mitchell is going to walk on set soon.
Y’all ever cry for an hour before work while listening to the Judds or is that just me?
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Y’all ever cry for an hour before work while listening to the Judds or is that just me?
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the wrinkles on men's balls comes from smiling too hard
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the wrinkles on men's balls comes from smiling too hard
Man, RFK Jr and Sean Duffy will do anything except do their jobs.
Trump Cabinet officials Sean P. Duffy and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. did pull-ups and introduced the $1 billion “Make Travel Family Friendly Again” initiative.
The federal funding will be used to improve the passenger experience at airports. https://wapo.st/48WPKSO
The federal funding will be used to improve the passenger experience at airports. https://wapo.st/48WPKSO
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Man, RFK Jr and Sean Duffy will do anything except do their jobs.
Lordt, there is way too much pole on my feed today. Not mad about it but I won’t be scrolling Bluesky in public today.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Lordt, there is way too much pole on my feed today. Not mad about it but I won’t be scrolling Bluesky in public today.
Sniffies is just a heat map of horniness.
October 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sniffies is just a heat map of horniness.
Y’all, I’m trying to design a print ad for work and I’m so uninspired and struggling with ideas for it. Please send back up.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Y’all, I’m trying to design a print ad for work and I’m so uninspired and struggling with ideas for it. Please send back up.
Reposted by Mike Litzwet
All I did this weekend was play Silksong and I don’t have any remorse whatsoever.
September 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
All I did this weekend was play Silksong and I don’t have any remorse whatsoever.
What gif pops up when you type your name?
a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on
media.tenor.com
August 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Does anyone else feel like the album Body Talk by Robyn was presented to you at the right place and right time in your life?
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Does anyone else feel like the album Body Talk by Robyn was presented to you at the right place and right time in your life?
Drag name: Wynona Jugs
July 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Drag name: Wynona Jugs
I went to my 25-year high school reunion tonight. I told everyone I invented poppers.
July 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I went to my 25-year high school reunion tonight. I told everyone I invented poppers.
I think I want some rhinoplasty.
July 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I think I want some rhinoplasty.
Reposted by Mike Litzwet
June 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Mike Litzwet
Skibidi toilet the chinese chicken
June 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Skibidi toilet the chinese chicken
What if it was commonplace to say “Fuck you!” any time someone sneezed?
May 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What if it was commonplace to say “Fuck you!” any time someone sneezed?
Normalize Heidi Montag
May 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Normalize Heidi Montag
* In the tune of Hand in My Pocket” *
I’m full but I’m hungry.
I’m full but I’m hungry.
April 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
* In the tune of Hand in My Pocket” *
I’m full but I’m hungry.
I’m full but I’m hungry.
Being gay means getting the 👯 emoji repeatedly on your birthday.
March 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Being gay means getting the 👯 emoji repeatedly on your birthday.
I don’t mean to brag but I’m the hottest guy at the bowling alley bar right now.
March 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I don’t mean to brag but I’m the hottest guy at the bowling alley bar right now.
I haven’t had a TGIF moment like I have today in a long time.
March 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I haven’t had a TGIF moment like I have today in a long time.
In my elder sage daddy era
March 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
In my elder sage daddy era
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it's paczki season...where in Lansing can you find the tastiest polish pastry? well, here are some reccs at least. (remember: the word paczki is plural! don't add an s!) get you some paczki!
#lovelansing #paczki #maps
www.lansingography.com/2025/03/wher...
#lovelansing #paczki #maps
www.lansingography.com/2025/03/wher...
March 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
it's paczki season...where in Lansing can you find the tastiest polish pastry? well, here are some reccs at least. (remember: the word paczki is plural! don't add an s!) get you some paczki!
#lovelansing #paczki #maps
www.lansingography.com/2025/03/wher...
#lovelansing #paczki #maps
www.lansingography.com/2025/03/wher...