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Jeff Boyardee
@wonkavision.bsky.social
Dad, lawyer, member of MUFON since the 2nd grade, Brooklyn Bridge enthusiast, trail mix aficionado, believer (in Sasaquatch)
Jake Paul’s a bitch and, thankfully, got his shit knocked out 🥊
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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A lot was made of the debate between Moises Caicedo and Declan Rice in the build-up to Chelsea against Arsenal.

Caicedo has made an impact on the game... but also on Mikel Merino’s ankle.

The Ecuador international is sent off, with the original yellow card upgraded to a red after a VAR review.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Nothing to separate the sides so far.

#CFC | #CHEARS
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Jack White halftime show 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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We just love a Saturday 1230 KO😜

A big 2-0 win at Turf Moor takes Chelsea second ahead of a defining week in the season with Barca and Arsenal just around the corner…

Questions or thoughts for @mattdaviesadams.bsky.social to put to our esteemed panel if you’d be so kind 💬 #CFC
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Chelsea move up to second in the Premier League table and within three points of leaders Arsenal following a 2-0 win over Burnley at Turf Moor.

Goals from Pedro Neto and Enzo Fernandez secured all three points for the visitors.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Our two cute dorks soaking up the fall weather
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗣𝗢𝗗! 🚨

@mattdaviesadams.bsky.social, @reallycerys.bsky.social & @liamtwomey.bsky.social assemble for...

🤯 Malo Gusto scores an actual goal!
🤔 Should Estêvão be starting?
📈 Chelsea are third - what does it all mean?!
💥 Alyssa Thompson's outrageous strike

#CFC

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Straight Outta Cobham: A show about Chelsea: Malo Gusto scores! Should Estêvão start?! Chelsea are third!
165 games later...Matt Davies-Adams has got Cerys Jones and Liam Twomey alongside him for the seismic fallout from Malo Gusto scoring his first ever senior goal - which got the ball rolling on Chel...
pod.fo
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Trump’s plan is for people to pay his banker friends hundreds of thousands more in interest on mortgages while they own a piece of your home until you die.
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Watching. So far so great. #Pluribus
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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𝗦𝗢𝗖 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗔! 🚨🏆

@reallycerys.bsky.social joins Producer Lucy for a brief look back at tonight's 2-2 draw out in Baku 😬

😒 Chopping & changing at the back = mistakes
♻️ Triple change makes an impact
🐺 A must-win against Wolves in crisis?

#CFC

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Straight Outta Cobham: A show about Chelsea: SOC Extra: Qarabağ 2-2 Chelsea reaction
Qarabag had lost all seven of their previous matches against English opposition, but that's fine... Producer Lucy's got reaction from the 2-2 draw with the Azerbaijani champions out in Baku - with ...
pod.fo
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hato has been a disaster today for @chelseafcn.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Romeo Lavia is about as fragile a player as I’ve ever seen 🫩
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Your Chelsea side to take on Qarabag! 👊

#CFC | #UCL
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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MAGA wants to end competitive elections because they know people hate what they’re doing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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If I was a Republican member of Congress watching the results tonight, I’d ask myself if I really wanted my legacy to be: Guy who helped an aging pedophile suspend the constitution so he could enrich himself and his friends.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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JUST IN: Democrat Mikie Sherrill will be the next governor of New Jersey, Decision Desk HQ projects
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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In what is the quickest call for governor in modern Virginia history, Abigail Spanberger has been elected the next governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia. When we vote, we win. Congratulations!
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/677... Chelsea speak to Wesley Fofana over dangerous driving as defender criticised for latest offence 👇
Chelsea speak to Wesley Fofana over dangerous driving as defender criticised for latest offence
Fofana appeared in court last week over an incident which took place on April 20.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sex offenders stick together
Breaking News: President Trump urged New Yorkers to vote for Andrew Cuomo for mayor, writing on social media, “you really have no choice.” Zohran Mamdani has consistently led in the polls and remains the clear front-runner.
NYC Mayor’s Race Live Updates: Mamdani Leads Polls as Candidates Make Final Push Before Election Day
The president called Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic front-runner, incapable of leading the city and said a vote for the Republican nominee, Curtis Sliwa, would be wasted.
nyti.ms
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
That stinks.

Oh yeah, congrats Dodgers I guess.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM