Wondercarrot
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Has anyone tried unplugging the US and plugging it back in again?
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Prime Minister Mark Carney 🇨🇦 message to the Canadian Military.
This is a true world leader showing kindness, respect and thankfullness. #cdnpoli
This is a true world leader showing kindness, respect and thankfullness. #cdnpoli
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Prime Minister Mark Carney 🇨🇦 message to the Canadian Military.
This is a true world leader showing kindness, respect and thankfullness. #cdnpoli
This is a true world leader showing kindness, respect and thankfullness. #cdnpoli
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Oh man, the closing shot here is perfect
Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh man, the closing shot here is perfect
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I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
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The future broadcast is now. Watch the 60 Minutes segment on “Inside CECOT” that Bari Weiss spiked at CBS: archive.org/details/3mam...
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The future broadcast is now. Watch the 60 Minutes segment on “Inside CECOT” that Bari Weiss spiked at CBS: archive.org/details/3mam...
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MAGA: I voted for this!
$400 million ballroom.
Triumphal arch.
Qatari jet.
Renaming an arts center.
Foreign crypto deals.
Blowing up boats.
Saudi golf resorts.
High tariffs on goods.
Record deficits.
Epstein cover up.
Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
$400 million ballroom.
Triumphal arch.
Qatari jet.
Renaming an arts center.
Foreign crypto deals.
Blowing up boats.
Saudi golf resorts.
High tariffs on goods.
Record deficits.
Epstein cover up.
Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
MAGA: I voted for this!
$400 million ballroom.
Triumphal arch.
Qatari jet.
Renaming an arts center.
Foreign crypto deals.
Blowing up boats.
Saudi golf resorts.
High tariffs on goods.
Record deficits.
Epstein cover up.
Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
$400 million ballroom.
Triumphal arch.
Qatari jet.
Renaming an arts center.
Foreign crypto deals.
Blowing up boats.
Saudi golf resorts.
High tariffs on goods.
Record deficits.
Epstein cover up.
Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sounds about right.
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Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
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I saw this in the data, someone subscribed Epstein to the list after his death and put that as his name.
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
Trump team email to Epstein: 'Pedophiles, I want you to know how important you are to me'
An email account belonging to Jeffrey Epstein regularly received alerts from Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign and, after Epstein’s death, was addressed under a shocking new name, newly released records sh...
www.rawstory.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I saw this in the data, someone subscribed Epstein to the list after his death and put that as his name.
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
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Breaking News: Honduras has issued an international arrest warrant for its former president who was recently pardoned by President Trump.
Honduras Issues Warrant for Juan Orlando Hernández
The country’s attorney general said he had issued an international arrest warrant for Juan Orlando Hernández.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Breaking News: Honduras has issued an international arrest warrant for its former president who was recently pardoned by President Trump.
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'We will never fucking trust you again' www.readtheline.ca/p/matt-gurne...
Matt Gurney: 'We will never fucking trust you again'
Some blunt talk for our American neighbours at the Halifax International Security Forum.
www.readtheline.ca
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
'We will never fucking trust you again' www.readtheline.ca/p/matt-gurne...
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Deleted scene from
Home Alone 2
Home Alone 2
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Deleted scene from
Home Alone 2
Home Alone 2
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lmfao - YMCA and the village people.
The US willing to look like compete dipshits at every single turn in order to fluff the feathers of the most grotesque president in its history.
What a pathetically sad fall from grace.
I wonder at some point if the USA just dies from sheer embarrassment.
The US willing to look like compete dipshits at every single turn in order to fluff the feathers of the most grotesque president in its history.
What a pathetically sad fall from grace.
I wonder at some point if the USA just dies from sheer embarrassment.
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
lmfao - YMCA and the village people.
The US willing to look like compete dipshits at every single turn in order to fluff the feathers of the most grotesque president in its history.
What a pathetically sad fall from grace.
I wonder at some point if the USA just dies from sheer embarrassment.
The US willing to look like compete dipshits at every single turn in order to fluff the feathers of the most grotesque president in its history.
What a pathetically sad fall from grace.
I wonder at some point if the USA just dies from sheer embarrassment.
“We will act only in our self interest, we will subvert democracy within our former allies the same way we are at home, we are melting down the Statue of Liberty to create supermax prisons for not white people, Hitler made some good points. “
A few thoughts on the new US national security strategy that was released today.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“We will act only in our self interest, we will subvert democracy within our former allies the same way we are at home, we are melting down the Statue of Liberty to create supermax prisons for not white people, Hitler made some good points. “
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The dripping contempt the right wing SCOTUS majority holds for district judges is truly a sight to behold every time. When they deign to give actual reasons for their shadow docket holdings, it’s “look at the absolute idiots who keep getting everything wrong!”
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The dripping contempt the right wing SCOTUS majority holds for district judges is truly a sight to behold every time. When they deign to give actual reasons for their shadow docket holdings, it’s “look at the absolute idiots who keep getting everything wrong!”
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
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Just had the astonishing experience of getting to introduce someone to this video for the first time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKfH...
"Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on Conan
YouTube video by Box Chat
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just had the astonishing experience of getting to introduce someone to this video for the first time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKfH...
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after watching sen. kelly’s press conference what i most admire is how much of it was just like, get a load of this guy, hegseth. you see this dumbass? one of the dumbest guys you’ll ever meet. prize dunce.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
after watching sen. kelly’s press conference what i most admire is how much of it was just like, get a load of this guy, hegseth. you see this dumbass? one of the dumbest guys you’ll ever meet. prize dunce.
Pete Hesgeth’s got your back.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Pete Hesgeth’s got your back.