Wondercarrot 🇨🇦
@wondercarrot.bsky.social
Has anyone tried unplugging the US and plugging it back in again?
158 Canadians died when America gave the us the call. It’s hard to overstate how fucking angry this make me.
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
158 Canadians died when America gave the us the call. It’s hard to overstate how fucking angry this make me.
And here you are at home doing the same, you pathetic ass.
January 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
And here you are at home doing the same, you pathetic ass.
Sure.
He’s top 5 in pp/g in the best league in the world, and one of the best defensive wingers in the game.
Anything else?
He’s top 5 in pp/g in the best league in the world, and one of the best defensive wingers in the game.
Anything else?
December 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sure.
He’s top 5 in pp/g in the best league in the world, and one of the best defensive wingers in the game.
Anything else?
He’s top 5 in pp/g in the best league in the world, and one of the best defensive wingers in the game.
Anything else?
Just beat out ransom note letters…
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just beat out ransom note letters…
That red line is not nearly thick enough or high enough for my comfort at this point.
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That red line is not nearly thick enough or high enough for my comfort at this point.
Quick they are getting away! and/or are mortal threat to our ummmm…drone.
What if they swim 1400 miles and get to Florida?! Then what?!?
What if they swim 1400 miles and get to Florida?! Then what?!?
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Quick they are getting away! and/or are mortal threat to our ummmm…drone.
What if they swim 1400 miles and get to Florida?! Then what?!?
What if they swim 1400 miles and get to Florida?! Then what?!?
Pete Hesgeth’s got your back.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Pete Hesgeth’s got your back.
I don’t know man…I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don’t know man…I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Americans elected thing President…twice.
It’s unfathomable.
It’s unfathomable.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Americans elected thing President…twice.
It’s unfathomable.
It’s unfathomable.
EVERYONE KNEW. EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL.
It’s 1789 time.
It’s all beyond insane, and this isn’t even the stuff they are trying desperately to hide.
JFC.
It’s 1789 time.
It’s all beyond insane, and this isn’t even the stuff they are trying desperately to hide.
JFC.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
EVERYONE KNEW. EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL.
It’s 1789 time.
It’s all beyond insane, and this isn’t even the stuff they are trying desperately to hide.
JFC.
It’s 1789 time.
It’s all beyond insane, and this isn’t even the stuff they are trying desperately to hide.
JFC.
Did they partial admit to it more or less than this guy?
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Did they partial admit to it more or less than this guy?
I’ve definitely seen that movie.
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’ve definitely seen that movie.
lol, yeah a real trip into the heart of darkness during the errrr….1 minute motorcade from the WH.
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
lol, yeah a real trip into the heart of darkness during the errrr….1 minute motorcade from the WH.
#1 in Freedom to be as uneducated as you like!
Congratulations Florida!
Back in the non crazy as fuck universe where actual education OUTCOMES matter…ohh…right #41.
Congratulations Florida!
Back in the non crazy as fuck universe where actual education OUTCOMES matter…ohh…right #41.
September 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
#1 in Freedom to be as uneducated as you like!
Congratulations Florida!
Back in the non crazy as fuck universe where actual education OUTCOMES matter…ohh…right #41.
Congratulations Florida!
Back in the non crazy as fuck universe where actual education OUTCOMES matter…ohh…right #41.
Ah yes, the age old question. Has anyone considered the coyote feelings?
August 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ah yes, the age old question. Has anyone considered the coyote feelings?
“Ok so if you guys could now remove your clothes Pete, Steve, and I are going fuck these donuts.”
August 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Ok so if you guys could now remove your clothes Pete, Steve, and I are going fuck these donuts.”
With the exception of this particular Kettleman’s BLT you are 100% correct.
This however is an all-timer delicious sandwich.
This however is an all-timer delicious sandwich.
August 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
With the exception of this particular Kettleman’s BLT you are 100% correct.
This however is an all-timer delicious sandwich.
This however is an all-timer delicious sandwich.
Careful USA or we’ll turn off the giant faucet feeding all the delicious water into your country that Trump is terrified of us using…
July 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Careful USA or we’ll turn off the giant faucet feeding all the delicious water into your country that Trump is terrified of us using…
Saw this photo posted earlier as well from someone in DC.
Bravo USA - what an embarrassment.
Sounds silly perhaps but I’ve always admired the US for NOT doing this specific particular kind of thing.
Walk softly and carry a big stick - everyone already knows.
Welcome to your Banana Republic years
Bravo USA - what an embarrassment.
Sounds silly perhaps but I’ve always admired the US for NOT doing this specific particular kind of thing.
Walk softly and carry a big stick - everyone already knows.
Welcome to your Banana Republic years
June 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Saw this photo posted earlier as well from someone in DC.
Bravo USA - what an embarrassment.
Sounds silly perhaps but I’ve always admired the US for NOT doing this specific particular kind of thing.
Walk softly and carry a big stick - everyone already knows.
Welcome to your Banana Republic years
Bravo USA - what an embarrassment.
Sounds silly perhaps but I’ve always admired the US for NOT doing this specific particular kind of thing.
Walk softly and carry a big stick - everyone already knows.
Welcome to your Banana Republic years
