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Wombletom
@wombletom.bsky.social
Road user, occasional swimmer, likes waking Passionate Wimbledon fan 💛💙. Pagan.
Makes a bit of money dabbling with timber.
@williamnb.bsky.social nah… not sharing. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bored of painting roundabouts and shouting at hotels, and with poppy rage being so last week, the permanently outraged are now shouting at trees.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Grrr. The neighbours cat is on my car again.
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Still think the same? I too had been a bit perplexed by him.
October 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Sound advice from my buddy Will that will definitely have an effect on your enjoyment/survival when wild camping in not so perfect weather.
My favourite season is summer, and I used to go on cycling adventures from late spring to early autumn.
With kids birthdays, and other things going on, that didn't give me much time, and summer is actually quite short.

As a result, I made a a deliberate decision to extend my adventures year-round.
October 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
October 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
NEVER press this button in your car.
August 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
August 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.
August 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You can see Kent over there.
I said KENT….. Farage is a bit further round the coast to the east. #SouthendOnSea
July 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Buses aren’t very good at playing hide and seek.
July 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@williamnb.bsky.social pinch punch… blah blah blah.
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
May 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Chuckled way to much at this. 🤣🤣
“Andrew is a sweaty nonce”
May 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Enid Blyton has gone a bit dark.
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The human race.
May 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
07.27 train in my day off can only mean one thing…..
off to football and a trip to Grimsby in the hope we get a point to secure a play off place.

A season that held so much promise could end up in bitter disappointment.
It’s the hope that kills you.
May 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
@hackneyhaz.bsky.social. What’s the name of the pub. You lot use in Gillingham?
April 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
@WilliamNB.toot.bike.ap.brid.gy did Jo (J2onyabike) make it over here? Sure I’ve seen her, but can’t find her. ?
April 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
4 years ago Scott woke up and chose ignorance.
April 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Anybody remember this absolute walloper from nazi Twitter?
April 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
March 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Looks like Andy got his PHD with a happy meal.
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Dear customer. This is your Evri driver, we’ve left your parcel….. in a ditch.
March 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Valiant attempt at staying within the lines, bet they’re shite at colouring in as well.
March 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM