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Wombletom
@wombletom.bsky.social
Road user, occasional swimmer, likes waking Passionate Wimbledon fan 💛💙. Pagan.
Makes a bit of money dabbling with timber.
@williamnb.bsky.social nah… not sharing. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bored of painting roundabouts and shouting at hotels, and with poppy rage being so last week, the permanently outraged are now shouting at trees.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Grrr. The neighbours cat is on my car again.
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Still think the same? I too had been a bit perplexed by him.
October 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
October 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
NEVER press this button in your car.
August 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
August 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.
August 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You can see Kent over there.
I said KENT….. Farage is a bit further round the coast to the east. #SouthendOnSea
July 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Buses aren’t very good at playing hide and seek.
July 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Enid Blyton has gone a bit dark.
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The human race.
May 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
07.27 train in my day off can only mean one thing…..
off to football and a trip to Grimsby in the hope we get a point to secure a play off place.

A season that held so much promise could end up in bitter disappointment.
It’s the hope that kills you.
May 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
4 years ago Scott woke up and chose ignorance.
April 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Anybody remember this absolute walloper from nazi Twitter?
April 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
March 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Looks like Andy got his PHD with a happy meal.
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Dear customer. This is your Evri driver, we’ve left your parcel….. in a ditch.
March 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Valiant attempt at staying within the lines, bet they’re shite at colouring in as well.
March 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Tesco new home delivery policy.......

Not at home for your delivery? No worries, we’ll leave it in your front room for you.
March 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Oh dear
How sad
Never mind.

Looks like your self entitlement cost you there David.
February 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Damn those vicious keep left signs
January 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This was posted in my local fb group. The poster thinks there is a ‘war on motorist’. Let’s all fill out the survey.

www.smartsurvey.co.uk/s/PG2JMU/
January 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I guess they think that I think ‘road tax is still a thing. If only there were some historical evidence of me knowing it was abolished.
January 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That was an easy block.
January 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM