They should've named the new series gundam gqux and then just added one u every episode.

Also from my walk

I spent about an hour and a half out walking and concluded that snow is bullshit.

They said it was going to snow in Florida, and I gotta admit I doubted it, but here we are...getting snow in Florida.

I really appreciate poker for it's ace representation.

Arguably one of Jimmy Carter's greatest achievement is bringing the world to the brink of eradicating the Guinea Worm.

From 3.5m cases a year in the 80s to less than 15 the last few years. It's an astounding public health achievement.

This one is very good and goes for way more than dollars. A great way to get a little more intuitive about large numbers.

*Steps on to archivist soapbox, taps microphone*

The biggest lie you can tell yourself is "I'll remember."

No. You won't.

Write down/add metadata about who/what/where/when. Put a year on EVERYTHING.

Now is a great time to group project this with family!

it’s forbidden in their culture but a vacuum cleaner wants nothing more than to eat it’s own cord

I bet they will never make edible Scrabble.

If they do, I’ll eat my words.

#dadjokes

it's so weird that to be alive, life has to eat life.

My dad sends me the most adorable investment advice. He should have a column. It always ends with shit like “I know it’s out of style but sleep is the key to health. Assets are there to help you sleep better, not to give you one more thing to worry about.”

It’s interesting that the emojis show the earth from three angles 🌎 🌍 🌏 but not the fourth.

Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like.

People underestimate the Pacific.

Goop is my only follower, so I'm going to post this just to populate his feed.